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 Post subject: NEVER TRUST
PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:18 pm 
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King cosy
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i will start
a woman with earriings bigger than her mouth
scousers

a chat guide
someone who lauughs at their own jokes
someone who says trust me
anyone who says im not a racist,but
me
you
var
a hippy
a blonde
a british rail timetable
vee and passwords
any boat that doa is on
dongs mrs
anyone with a girly handshake
anyone with a lisp
anybody from wolverhampton
a man who tucks his t shirt into his underpants
one legged women who borrow you tellies
kenwood behind a wheel
a skinny butcher
an electrician with no eyebrows
any man who carries an umbrella

any more?

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 Post subject: Re: NEVER TRUST
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:10 pm 
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Mancunians.

In Manchester lives a sad case
Of a person whom is so base
He believes he's the Devil;
And sucks up all evil:
Never was there a worse case.


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 Post subject: Re: NEVER TRUST
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 10:21 pm 
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The Foot Flattener
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Beware of scruffy looking Blackpool low life Males with Fake Charity Collection Boxes :devil:

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 Post subject: Re: NEVER TRUST
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 4:25 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
anyone with a girly handshake


any more?


But what if they are a girl?


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 Post subject: Re: NEVER TRUST
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:21 pm 
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Mrs Pepper

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People who don’t like animals
And people whose eyes are too close together.


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 Post subject: Re: NEVER TRUST
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2021 9:20 pm 
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King cosy
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irish lucy wrote:
cosy,m wrote:
anyone with a girly handshake


any more?


But what if they are a girl?

oh yeh good point [50_50.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: NEVER TRUST
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:21 am 
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No one shakes hands there days, it's like a death sentence.
Bumping elbows is naff, Like this word, so what do we do? How do we greet and meet in this new world?
Answers on a postcard please To Coz, up the tower, Pool.


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