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 Post subject: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 2:59 pm 
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now i dont think some ppl realise how daft they sound when they say things
but here are a few examples of ycmiu

well firstly this could be hard to beat but when my niece emily first heard a sat nav
she said "oh this will be great for blind drivers


and one new years eve she was doing auld lang syne hands crossed as per,she said to her pal "oh thats a lovely watch where did you get it"?
to which her pal replied "thats your watch"

when richard the thirds body was found under a car park in leicester
a woman was heard to ask why did they bury it under a car park?

so you get the gist anybody got any others feel free to post,or are you just going to leave it all to me again?

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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:37 pm 
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i told youse its pointless to do a thread cos nobody replies so stop mathering me dong
however i remain undaunted
at least ive passed poli on the all time user list
so heres another couple of
whaaat are you serious?


re; lockdown
i was out today walking archie about half ten
and a women approached me which is not unusual
heres how it went
her "i take it youre local"
me,"what makes you think that"
her "the dog"
me,"that dont mean to say im local anyway what do you want"?
her "just wanted to ask you a question"
me,"no ive got no cigs and no 20ps for the phone"
her "no not that i just wanted to ask you why all the shops are shut"

later on i was stood at the queue at asdas(minus dog)
and i heard the checkout woman going on about covid etc
the woman in front of me said
her aunty had just come out of hospital but still wasnt feeling all that well
to which the checkouter bimbo blonde(with roots)
said to nobody in particular
"i dont beleive in covid me i think its all a conspiracy"

er customer care nooooo

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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:35 am 
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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 9:43 am 
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er :think: yeh but that isnt really stupidity though is it kenny
its more a saying or a siggy and quite a good one at that.
its not really what im after tho if id have wanted to do a quote thread id have done a fckn quote thread [9n5.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif]
however full marks for trying and ty for your contribution
its nice [1744330pz84739fis.gif] to know theres somebody else out there
niceties over now fck off back to the drawing board

ps have you learned how to drive properly yet
as in when im behind the wheel
i must learn not to knock people over.

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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:42 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
er :think: yeh but that isnt really stupidity though is it kenny
its more a saying or a siggy and quite a good one at that.
its not really what im after tho if id have wanted to do a quote thread id have done a fckn quote thread [9n5.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif]
however full marks for trying and ty for your contribution
its nice [1744330pz84739fis.gif] to know theres somebody else out there
niceties over now fck off back to the drawing board

ps have you learned how to drive properly yet
as in when im behind the wheel
i must learn not to knock people over.

What a perfect example of how to draw a poster back to the board!


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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 2:29 pm 
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im not here to draw ppl back,thats up to them
im not here to be nice either
im here cos it says chatboard posting on the tin
now i know it may seem an unusual concept to most of you
but thats what im doing POSTING#

anyway back on topic

a few years ago i used to go out with a girl
and she was always trying to impress me guessing citys score
one day after a match i came in and i said to her "go on then smartarse what was the score"?
her "nil nil"
me,"aah but what was the score at half time"?
her"ive no idea i only checked it at the end"

she did another one when we were in greece
i was watching city in a bar, we had won
she said "why dont you ring ppl back home and tell them the good news cos we are 2 hours ahead of them
after spluttering out a perfectly good beer
i said "nah i dont want to spoil it for them"

ive not seen her for ages but i do wonder sometimes if shes ever got round to understanding the concept of time.



and yet still it goes on my new gf danielle
came in about 11.45 last saturday night i was watching motd
she said"oh is it on live"?
lol what a nobhead nice arse tho.

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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 3:15 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
im not here to draw ppl back,thats up to them
im not here to be nice either
im here cos it says chatboard posting on the tin
now i know it may seem an unusual concept to most of you
but thats what im doing POSTING#

anyway back on topic

a few years ago i used to go out with a girl
and she was always trying to impress me guessing citys score
one day after a match i came in and i said to her "go on then smartarse what was the score"?
her "nil nil"
me,"aah but what was the score at half time"?
her"ive no idea i only checked it at the end"

she did another one when we were in greece
i was watching city in a bar, we had won
she said "why dont you ring ppl back home and tell them the good news cos we are 2 hours ahead of them
after spluttering out a perfectly good beer
i said "nah i dont want to spoil it for them"

ive not seen her for ages but i do wonder sometimes if shes ever got round to understanding the concept of time.



and yet still it goes on my new gf danielle
came in about 11.45 last saturday night i was watching motd
she said"oh is it on live"?
lol what a nobhead nice arse tho.


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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 10:06 am 
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for the love of god,what sort of reply was that?
how many times do i have to tell you how to quote?
its like watching a baby dribbling on its bib
trying to correspond with you.
now get it right sort yourself out
shape up or ship out
i wont tell you again.

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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:27 pm 
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yep some people are still not paying attention to covid rules
the dating sites are still in full flow
not that id know a mate told me
so for fun what ive been doing toeseeday is trying to decipher what women really mean on personal ads
so here goes


adventurous,has slept with all your mates
athletic,flat chested
averagelooking, has a face like an arse
beautiful.pathalogical liar
contagious smile,does a lot of prescription drugs
educated,had the arse shagged off her by everybody at uni
emotionally secure,on meds
feminist,obese
40 ish.49
free spirit,heroin addict
friendship first,fformer slut
fun.irritating
gentle,boring
looking for soul mate,stalker

more coming.

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 Post subject: Re: EXAMPLES OF STUPIDITY
PostPosted: Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:53 am 
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new age,excessive body hair
old fashioned,no blow jobs or anal
open minded,desperate
outging,loud and embarrassing
passionate,sloppy drunk
poetic,depressive
professional.biatch
romantic,frigid
sociable,fanny like a yawning donkey
widow,murderer

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