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 Post subject: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 5:08 pm 
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well last night i did the woman ive been seeing for the last 10 months is addictted to crack
she didnt tell me her mother did
mind you shes just as bad
so i went round today because her phones on giff gaff reply
i fckn hate that dont you?
but no answer at her door no music nothing
she didnt know i was coming btw
so i went round to my mates for a cupla hours
tried again
heres how this went she opened the door she lives in the upstairs flat
me"is she in"
her katy "no"
me "is she at her mams"
her"i think so im not sure"
me "ok will you tell her i called"
her "ok"
me " cheers"
so i dunno what to do now go round to her mams or what its a proper mental house that one its like visiting the addams family
i wouldnt normally but she owes me 70 q
i know she will pay me back shes alright like that
and i dont want to seem that im mithering but you know
i just really dont know what to do or say [shrug65465.gif]

any of youse lot had a bf/gf whos addicted to drugs?

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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2020 12:13 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
well last night i did the woman ive been seeing for the last 10 months is addictted to crack
she didnt tell me her mother did
mind you shes just as bad
so i went round today because her phones on giff gaff reply
i fckn hate that dont you?
but no answer at her door no music nothing
she didnt know i was coming btw
so i went round to my mates for a cupla hours
tried again
heres how this went she opened the door she lives in the upstairs flat
me"is she in"
her katy "no"
me "is she at her mams"
her"i think so im not sure"
me "ok will you tell her i called"
her "ok"
me " cheers"
so i dunno what to do now go round to her mams or what its a proper mental house that one its like visiting the addams family
i wouldnt normally but she owes me 70 q
i know she will pay me back shes alright like that
and i dont want to seem that im mithering but you know
i just really dont know what to do or say [shrug65465.gif]

any of youse lot had a bf/gf whos addicted to drugs?


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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 3:39 pm 
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Oh Cosy you never lend to junkies [spank.gif]

Forget the cash, its gone.

All you can do is walk away. Addicts can't be fixed without residential care lasting months. This around a bout process takes years to complete.

Stay away from her or get knob riot :hand:

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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:34 am 
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getting weirder by the fckn minute this
i did get my money back
her mam got it off her for me
and brought it round for me
so anyway we got nattering and all that
and erm we sort of fell in bed together
shes more my age
problem is her mam is mad as a box of frogs
shes alright like,,,but!!!
i dunno why cant i just meet a normal woman?
i realise this isnt a dating site,but if there is any normal single women out there just pm me or summat
ive not many requisites to ask
im not really arsed about looks age weight colour money
just want a normal woman with a good s,o,h
surely thats not too much to ask for is it?

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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:25 pm 
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Coz; you used to be my mentor...now let , be yours cos, in the way of a way with the ladies I got no equal!
First clean up, teeth, behind the ears etc. A hot bath will do it.
Dress, clean and tidy, casual look best, don't want to scare her off.
Next what to say; Talk about her, how she feels, tell her how lovely she looks then, after a few minutes of that, before she gets bored... suggest a more intimate place to get to know each other, your place? Only if it's acceptable and tidy.
Once she is there she is all yours!
Enjoy!


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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 4:41 pm 
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yeh cheers dong
tyvm for your insightful input
ive digested every word ofyour reply
ive ruminated chewed it and spat it out
and ive come to the conclusion
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youre a dickhead fck off you know fck all about real life
you mummy boy barstard
dismissed
goomfs

ps send mrs dong to blackpool
i will show her what shes been missing

now fck off nobslap

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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:48 pm 
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purses lips yeh ok im sorry dong
but it was you that was being facetious not me
anyway fck it
i know youlike word games
so theres only two words in the dic
where all five vowels are in order
as in fAcEtIOUs
whats the other one?

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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2020 10:24 pm 
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Dong wrote:
Coz; you used to be my mentor...now let , be yours cos, in the way of a way with the ladies I got no equal!
First clean up, teeth, behind the ears etc. A hot bath will do it.
Dress, clean and tidy, casual look best, don't want to scare her off.
Next what to say; Talk about her, how she feels, tell her how lovely she looks then, after a few minutes of that, before she gets bored... suggest a more intimate place to get to know each other, your place? Only if it's acceptable and tidy.
Once she is there she is all yours!
Enjoy!


How do you put your teeth behind your ears... unless they're false of course

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abstemious indulging only moderately in food and drink
arsenious relating to arsenic with a valency of three
abstentious abstinent
acheilous having one or both lips absent
anemious growing in windy situation
caesious bluish or greyish green
annelidous belonging to the phylum Annelida

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 Post subject: Re: JUST FOUND OUT
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:45 am 
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Pete wrote:
Dong wrote:
Coz; you used to be my mentor...now let , be yours cos, in the way of a way with the ladies I got no equal!
First clean up, teeth, behind the ears etc. A hot bath will do it.
Dress, clean and tidy, casual look best, don't want to scare her off.
Next what to say; Talk about her, how she feels, tell her how lovely she looks then, after a few minutes of that, before she gets bored... suggest a more intimate place to get to know each other, your place? Only if it's acceptable and tidy.
Once she is there she is all yours!
Enjoy!


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