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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:25 pm 
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Oh fgs. What black and white read all over.

This chicken joke been around since I was a small child. Do you not know others?


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:14 am 
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Beach Baby wrote:
Oh fgs. What black and white read all over.

This chicken joke been around since I was a small child. Do you not know others?

I know about wee chicken lickin
Who liked to dip his wick in
But how the hens clucked
When his mission was fcuked
'Cos the Cock went and stuck his big stickin!Aythangyou!


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:26 pm 
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oh thats it now dong
ive had enough
im gonna put my admin clogs on and boot you
you silly little man
oh linda hiya how are you poppet xxx
whats black and white and red all over?
erm is it a chicken?
oh no its a newspaper innit?
lubs you bah xxx

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:38 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
oh thats it now dong
ive had enough
im gonna put my admin clogs on and boot you
you silly little man
oh linda hiya how are you poppet xxx
whats black and white and red all over?
erm is it a chicken?
oh no its a newspaper innit?
lubs you bah xxx

CLUCK!


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:40 pm 
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oh are you still here :shakehead:

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:43 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
oh are you still here :shakehead:

Yeah! If I'm good they let me out for 2 hours each day.
When will they let you out? :yahoo:


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:41 pm 
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a friend of mine marie from the sally army
has just popped round
she said "you havent got any booze on you markie"
i sez "er not really im on the wagon i got that wedding thing on saturday innit" why whats up?
i got some weed
marie"well fckn skin up im in shock"
me,"whatever is the matter luv me little fwb mate"

well apparently her cousin from widnes (which where marie is from originally) elaine stanley mother of 3

has been eaten by her own 2 dogs
its unbeleivable innit?
well its not cos its all over the news
maries off down there now
bless.

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:55 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
a friend of mine marie from the sally army
has just popped round
she said "you havent got any booze on you markie"
i sez "er not really im on the wagon i got that wedding thing on saturday innit" why whats up?
i got some weed
marie"well fckn skin up im in shock"
me,"whatever is the matter luv me little fwb mate"

well apparently her cousin from widnes (which where marie is from originally) elaine stanley mother of 3

has been eaten by her own 2 dogs
its unbeleivable innit?
well its not cos its all over the news
maries off down there now
bless.

You just can't trust animals. I used to have a cat that kept on trying to fcuck my leg.
Dirty little sod. :hand:


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:39 pm 
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yeh but i had to borrow her 20 quid for the train
she said i give it you back on friday
she better had do
or i will fck her leg
or anything else shes got hanging about.

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREAT THING ABOUT
PostPosted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:28 am 
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I reckon any dog you can't kick out of the house should not be allowed,
Of course two great mastiffs confined to a small place and looked after by a fragile female, well.....who's top dog? :crazy:


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