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 Post subject: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:55 am 
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Over the past 12 months I've been planning for the end of the world [eng1.gif]

The narrow boat will pick up people at various points and then we all become pirates. Looting and pillaging up and down the Grand union cannel. :dance:

After that we set sail for the Isles of Wight...... living like kings on pork pies and ale :winedrinker:

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 Post subject: Re: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:43 pm 
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You intend to 'set sail' in a narrow boat?
Jeez! This level of ineptitude is criminal.
We all know that narrow boats are owned by incompetents who leave them secured by riversides to trap garbage and filth in huge quantities until they are moved on by The River Police...and then do it all over again.
WE all know where they shit!


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 Post subject: Re: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:46 pm 
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You can stay at home and watching tv or come looting and pillaging with me :snooty:

There tons of pubs and cafes on the cannels, full of beer and pork pies just for the taking :thumbsup:

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 Post subject: Re: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:03 am 
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Rubbish! All the cafe's and pubs are shut. Have you not heard of Corona down your way?
And I am sure that all your buddies are well isolated in their cots so...can you manage to rape and Pillage and stuff pork pies all by yourself...if you can find anywhere open? [confused1.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:03 pm 
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Let me say first, rape is off the table. [eusa_naughty.gif]
We're not frking Vilkings :snooty:

You really can't see my plan :rolleyes:

Of course there shut, you don't think they will let me loot them if they were open [9n5.gif]
They would call the Police and we'd be in trouble :crying:

Wot we do is:

All the tat they sell to tourists and plastic London's will be collected up and shipped to America.
(I'm hoping to remove a whole pub and ship that to California too :winedrinker:)

Then we flog the whole lot on craigslist and make a killing :proud:

My plan is perfect, sea contains will take months to get there and virus will be over by then :rarrr:

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 Post subject: Re: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:29 pm 
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Well! If all the pubs cafe's etc are shut it means you will have to break in and I don't think you have a crowbar between you.
I can see your tattered little band standing, shivering on some muddy river bank waving dirty banners in the howling wind, leaking wellies an' all, frozen to the core and all very disinterested on breaking anything never mind into anything except perhaps a bar of fruit and nut.
Good luck with the looting...I shall be quietly enjoying all the comforts of my Mars bar,,,er bag.


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 Post subject: Re: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:39 pm 
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Crowbar? It's not the 70's you know :rolleyes:

I've got a "used" Police battering ram from ebay :dance:

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 Post subject: Re: Patschat end of the world escape plan
PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 1:29 pm 
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Is that where all the old WPCs went then? on ebay?


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