PATS CHAT

if i hear this one more time
not on about my family or my closies

im on about you know ppl who you meet in town
it goes like this

them "hiya"
me "hiya"
them,"did you have a nice xmas"
im thinking fckoff as if imgoing to say the thread title

so i mutter "erm you know" did you?

theysay "and theyalways say
listen i will put my mortgage on it
yeh you got it
"well yeh nice but quiet"
why why keep saying that?
i feel like saying "i did but i regret what i did"

i bet you a pound to a penny
somebody in here as said that
am i right?

Yeah! We had a nice Xmas...quiet like.

hmm but it wasnt that quiet i reckon you and mrs d were up to nawty shenanigans
not that is any of my biz
but is that why you havent reached 5,000 posts yet?
sex is over rated buster
chatting on chat sites is much more fulfilling
you never know who you might meet do you .)

Looks like it's just you and me, Cosy: everyone else must be dead.

well if they are
it sums up this thread perfectly
they will be nice but quiet.

Sad though...innit? All those people dead, just like that. Seems a shame. I thought of starting a collection for them but then I thought, fcuk it...what did they ever do for me. Still; it's a shame!

bit of an oxymoron here dong
your last post;you are portraying its not all about you ,you,you
but to my eye,you are saying its all about me ,me me
not me you
now listen come here you little ferret,come sit by my side and lets me and you have a little chat
it hurts me that ive strived so hard and long to make you into a decent boardie,but you arent grasping the nettle are you?
talk about

dong ask me
i wont show you up or embarras you im not like that
but would you like a bit of constructive criticism
from me about how you post?
no smart arsed replies just say yes or no

Listen Fekpig ( get the drift)? Seeing as I am just about the only one still here, I reckon I can say what I like!
And whilst I am at it.....where ya bin?
And was that really a post from FC yesterday?