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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:51 pm 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
In a debate more complex than Brexit.... with more crying and threats of violence :peekaboo:

I've place an offer on a floating second hand tin can :rolleyes:

Its similar to this one [9n5.gif]

https://newandusedboat.co.uk/used-boats-for-sale/1297

Let's hope the boat survey finds tons of faults and the price is reduced :pray:

Give us a shout when you come up the Thames, two sugars in me coffee.


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:36 pm 
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How deeps the Thames :think: :shifty:
I've heard if someone falls in at Westminster..... they never find the body [eusa_angel.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:38 pm 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
How deeps the Thames :think: :shifty:
I've heard if someone falls in at Westminster..... they never find the body [eusa_angel.gif]

Course they can't find them....the bluddy river is chock-full of narrow boats!


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:16 pm 
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You mean wide beams and barges [spank.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 2:34 am 
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I mean frustrated would be sailors who ply their tin cans up and down the Thames, leaving a smear in the breeze of diesel shit.


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:44 am 
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That's all coming to an end :crying:

London's zero emissions and governments clean air act or some bollocks [shrug65465.gif]

Why do you think floating second hand tin can's being brought now? It's going to need time in a boat yard having engine and the diesel heating system replaced [9n5.gif]

It's still cheaper than buying a new one :rolleyes:

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:45 pm 
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Another phone call on the floating tin can [9n5.gif]

"It better be ready for Christmas !!!"

I've not agree the final price yet and waiting on the boat survey :rolleyes:
Why do women feel buying a boat is like sex? Over in two mins [shrug65465.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:44 pm 
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By Christmas...Nooooooooooooo! It won't fit anyones stocking that I know!


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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:21 pm 
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This floating tin can made it to the Grand Union canal and I'm told is heading south :rolleyes:

Let's hope it makes it to the mooring at Northampton soon :pray:

I am paying for it :wall:

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 Post subject: Re: The canal boat joke
PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:25 pm 
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Fat ball alert! Fat ball alert!
Canal blocked. all movement stopped as canaleers fight to clear the Grand Union......perhaps it should be called the re-union canal?


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