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 Post subject: Re: THE IM HANGING UP MY BOOTS THREAD
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:03 pm 
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kin ell eh
look what the cat dragged in.

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 Post subject: Re: THE IM HANGING UP MY BOOTS THREAD
PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:29 pm 
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yep look at the date sep 29th
thats me im gone
true to my word
10 years im gonna shed a new skin
try pastures new

oh p,s my son and his wife had a lovely wedding on saturday
twas great also to catch up with lots of family,friends

so yeh what can i say
im a man of few words
so bye all
take care
cosy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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 Post subject: Re: THE IM HANGING UP MY BOOTS THREAD
PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:53 pm 
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Batty wrote:
So...where you off to this time Cosy? prison? rehab?.. 1956362r6lk147bwq.gif]
nah the truth is im up at crown tomorrow morning
and i dont fancy my chancesn while ive been amember
its not like football,whos the ref
its like whos the judge?
its true tho
ive not been in prison for about 14 years
and i still remember about 6 of us sharing a holding cell before sentencing
somebody saying about judges,"oh i hope i dont get that tw@t,hes a right fckn,,,etc

anyway at least i got to see the wedding.

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 Post subject: Re: THE IM HANGING UP MY BOOTS THREAD
PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 12:31 am 
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No one goes to prison these days, Cos. Only murderers, Paedo's and a few bankers.
All you need is a good lawyer: and a precedent.
There...Bob's your uncle.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:34 am 
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Ooer! He's gone very quiet. Do you think what I am thinking?


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 Post subject: Re: THE IM HANGING UP MY BOOTS THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:57 am 
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And then there's them pesky Tories planning to make prisoners complete a full sentence instead of all this time off for good behaviour.
Be good Cos, 'cos the consequences could be hard. [9n5.gif]


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:46 pm 
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Dong wrote:
And then there's them pesky Tories planning to make prisoners complete a full sentence instead of all this time off for good behaviour.

Yeah... shame that .. [adrian.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: THE IM HANGING UP MY BOOTS THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:10 pm 
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I miss cosyboo :crying:

I've got a wedding coming up and cosyboo got my suits dry clean for free :winedrinker:
He'd pick them up and take them down to Stimpsons, flash his "I'm a doley" paperwork and save me £20 per suit :biggrin:

Now I'm going to have pay :shock:

Hmmmm do prisons have a dry cleaning service :think:

Mite go and see him :shifty:

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 Post subject: Re: THE IM HANGING UP MY BOOTS THREAD
PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:51 pm 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
I miss cosyboo :crying:

I've got a wedding coming up and cosyboo got my suits dry clean for free :winedrinker:
He'd pick them up and take them down to Stimpsons, flash his "I'm a doley" paperwork and save me £20 per suit :biggrin:

Now I'm going to have pay :shock:

Hmmmm do prisons have a dry cleaning service :think:

Mite go and see him :shifty:

You'll find him much cleaner than is usual......he is spending much time in the showers and for some reason he keeps dropping the soap. :wink_smile:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 3:46 pm 
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He's always been like that :snooty:

When I first meet him he was in the park letting dogs sniff his bum. In the end he had to get a dog or they'd ban him :whee:

And there was the time he sat on an iron. God only knows how they got it out, it was in there sideways and still pug in [drool.gif]

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