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 Post subject: Or dying!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:05 pm 
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Did you know that formalin, or formaldehyde, is to be banned by the EU.
Now, as I am sure you all know this is what is used by funeral parlours to stop dear departed Grannie from smelling when you have her laid out in her bedroom after death.
And who'd want that?

So it must now mean a quicker turn round by the undertaker, or refrigeration?, or at least until we leave the Union and their jurisdiction.


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 Post subject: Re: Or dying!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 3:25 pm 
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A quicker turnaround should be the way forward. Its shocking that people in areas of Britain have to wait up to three weeks to be buried/cremated.


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 Post subject: Re: Or dying!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2018 4:08 pm 
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fastcars wrote:
A quicker turnaround should be the way forward. Its shocking that people in areas of Britain have to wait up to three weeks to be buried/cremated.


Eu! I wouldn't want my dead Grannie lying upstairs for two or three weeks.


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 Post subject: Re: Or dying!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 2:08 pm 
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Ummm..may be good time to invest in new business..Funeral parlor. So you draw blood out of tube, add water..no big deal. Buy extra large commercial refrigerators.. geez..think no waiting time. 3 days tops..


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 Post subject: Re: Or dying!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2018 4:56 pm 
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Apropos of this, it seems that Mr Gove switched, again, on his Brexit position when he heard that the chemicals that are absolutely vital to our nations drinking water would be under threat, with the possibility of us having to poison ourselves with dirty water.
We import them all from abroad!
That nice Mr Gove only thinks of the wellbeing of others and perhaps we will have him to thank unless this turns out to be more faux news.


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