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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:56 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 3:03 pm 
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its claimed a Scottish lottery winner is hoping to buy rangers f.c
his wife says ive no idea what he would have bought if his 4th number had come up.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 3:24 pm 
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hang on a minute sk,this is the joke thread
would you like to tell us all where the boundary of comedy lies?
just taking archie for a spin,
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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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bbc news 1oo mph winds
coastline is getting battered
ffs those scots will deep fry anything.

when I was a kid my parents once bought me a 200 watt bulb for xmas
you should have seen my face light up.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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I had curried pelican from the local takeaway last night
not bad...... but the fckn bill was enormous.

ive put my dogging gear up on e-bay,no bids yet but loads watching.

altho I did buy some aftershave from there,the new one called bread crumbs
the birds love it.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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when I met vee last year,i said "oh you remind me of my big toe"
she said "why cos im small and cute"?
I said "no I will be banging you on the coffee table later".

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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cosy,m wrote:
when I met vee last year,i said "oh you remind me of my big toe"
she said "why cos im small and cute"?
I said "no I will be banging you on the coffee table later".


:rofl:

Only saw this....

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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I don't have a lot of luck with womenme
my first wife told me she was leaving me cos of my obsession with the monkees
I thought she was joking
then I saw her face.

started seeing a new woman shes left me cos of my obsession with sinead o"connor

its been 7 hours and 15 days now.

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 Post subject: Re: COSY CHUCKLES JOKE THREAD
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I bought a lap top yesterday,but its got a button missing
ive lost control


i used to live in frankfurt and the german shepherd used to take a shit in my garden every day
it was even worse when his dog started doing it as well

talking about dogs
i was walking in the park when i spotted a dog with a football,i ran at him and did a sliding tackle i got the ball but i caught the dogs legs as well i was fined a 1,ooo pounds
i didnt see the no dogs fouling sign

Ive just started reading my first ever braille horror story
something scary is going to happen....... i can feel it

my gf complains im too posh, so i took her to the pleasure beach for a ride on the dodge thems.

a mate of mine who i called round to see was moaning all day how he couldnt harvest fruit in his garden
i said ffs grow a pear

anyway the same mate went out with a dentist last night bit of a blind date
ive just rang him to ask him how it went
he said it went pretty well she wants to see him again


in 6 months

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