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 Post subject: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:43 pm 
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McMucky

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Once upon a time, in a land far away
There lived a lonely girl, a bit of a stray
A quite individual, like butter wouldn’t melt
Saying her prayers angelically, by the fire she knelt
Married, with kids, but desperately sad
She ditched the hubby and bought a new pad
She gained internet access and signed up online
To a brand new chatsite which she thought was devine
A little apprehensive, and slightly niaive
She made friends slowly, it was like pulling teeth
Renamed the Ice Maiden, she was cold and withdrawn
It seemed poor Veronica was still slightly torn
But into the limelight Geoff did appear
He comforted poor Veronica and allayed her fears
The friendship developed and soon they were lovers
Doing dirty things under the covers
Introduced to justchat, and msn too
The chats continued the whole night thru
But only with Geoff, everyone else was on iggy
Even in chat, when she used the name Jigsy
But low n behold a big fight did ensue
What about??? no-one ever knew
But poor Geoff was dumped, wot a poor sod
And all for the infamous and outrageous King Throb
And so to Patschat, they both made their way
But it wasn’t too long, before he outwelcomed his stay
Bitchy and stroppy, he soon got a hump
Im guessing he anitgoforadump
How it happened, none of us know
Forgetting patschatusers are always a bit slow
But there in the midst, just like a bolt
We were soon to realise that its all Vees fault.
You don’t need a detective, or even Miss Marple
To determine the outcome, from all of the battles
Consistent and determined, to proof herself right
Loading the barrels, but never involved in the fight
Standing at the sidelines for all to see
The only one to blame, is ALWAYS Vee
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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:46 pm 
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Another cracker to join the list :proud:


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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:47 pm 
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love it!!!!!!!!!!!
beat that cosy n tix !


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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:48 pm 
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PATS wrote:
love it!!!!!!!!!!!
beat that cosy n tix !



suck it up boys! [smiley-finger007.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:58 pm 
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judge on the poetry and not stuff written bowt the person plz , unfair advantage in knowing stuff about veezee pops


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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:02 pm 
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tictax wrote:
judge on the poetry and not stuff written bowt the person plz , unfair advantage in knowing stuff about veezee pops



the poem subject was Vee - so if its not about her then you've hardly met the challenge have you? D'ohhhhhh!!!! Oh and I didnt pick the subject!

Baaaaaaaaad looser [tease.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:05 pm 
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i havent lost yet , only thing i know for sure is ... i wont get fk all off pats lol


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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:06 pm 
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lol true... but anyway, do you need a hug? lol


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 Post subject: Re: VEES FAULT
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 10:24 pm 
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Lucky youre a fcuking biatch you know that? [smiley-finger007.gif]

However, awesome stuff :proud: :proud: :giggle: :giggle:

Pure fiction obviously, where as Tics was probably spot on :giggle:

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