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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:44 pm 
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I do not like thee, Tony Blair
The reason why, open and fair
Is that you came back, how you dare!
I do not like thee, tony blair.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:17 pm 
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Nor do I like thee, Corbyn J.
Thou shalt go down in history
For shunning Israel, and it's friends:
With no thoughts of making amends.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:40 pm 
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And I don't like thee, Donald T,
You've ruined the Presidency.
The lies you've told are all good reason
To impeach you now: for treason.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:38 am 
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We’ve got the builders next door!
They’re drilling holes in the floor,
The noise they are making
Is truly house shaking
And I really won’t stand for much more.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:44 am 
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There ain't no suitin' Putin
He wants the world on a plate.
I think, with a little poison,
We could lead him to his fate!


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:51 am 
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They say he poisoned a city
leaving some sick and some dead;
But Putin isn't immortal
It was just his soul that had fled.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:58 am 
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You will accept my Chequers deal
Or we leave with no agreement!
Thus spoke Mrs May today:
It's only what we knew she'd say.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:11 am 
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Dong wrote:
You will accept my Chequers deal
Or we leave with no agreement!
Thus spoke Mrs May today:
It's only what we knew she'd say.


And just as we knew what they'd say.
She'll have to find another way.
She must walk, that's what I think
With not a word, nor any blink.

And when she was offered a cherry
To pick upon, I suppose.
She really should have stuffed it
Right up that batards nose.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:36 am 
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So the conference ends,
The plebs have had their say
Of all the promises made:
But not of how to pay!


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:18 pm 
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They took the youngsters away
For causing such violent affray.
They took first the knives
Then the rest of their lives
There’s nothing else to say.


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