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 Post subject: Re: MY POEM TO VEE
PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:37 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
ok
so we went to the travel agents
and got ourseves a travel brochure
i said this looks nice,halifax,nova scotia
there was a pic of a bear on the wallin this bar in halifax
we grinned vee said that looks like tic tacx
and talking about bears,said ive never seen a grizzly

so we went to the rockys but it was wet and drizzly
so we went to montreal and quebec
but they all spoke fcukin french
so i contented myself to look at vees legs
i had a thirst to quemnch

so after that we went up to alberta
we shared a bed for the first time i didnt do owt i dint want to hurt her,
we got up early that morning
and had eggs and maple tea
i dont know why i blurted this outbut i said i love you vee

i said do you love me too veeyeh but not tonight
i dont think i love you but your kind of alright

i sais ok np.its prob for the best
then we went on the road again,and took a turnpike west
part 3

we went up to the west coast
and got a hotel in vancouver
i wanted to make love to her
But i didn't want to move her
then we tooh another trip
and ened up in toronto.
my dick was going crazy
I had to have her pronto
But she said no to me
I said is it coz of Geoff
FGS cosy i told you i don't love him no more
are you FCKN, deaf
well we made our way back to vees
i needed to go for a dump(Anita)
and while i was sat on the bog
in my throat i had a lump
i was leaving vee tomorroow
i had a flight to catch
we had a great fortnight
but i've never seen her snatch
so she dropped me off the a/port
we kissed ans said g'bye
i went to the toilets, i didn't want her to see, me cry

so post script
My Ronny Lives over the Ocean
My Ronny Lies over the sea
My Ronny Lives over the Ocean

oh bring back my lady vee.
found it vee but not part 1 xxx

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 Post subject: Re: MY POEM TO VEE
PostPosted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:39 pm 
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Cosy that made me fcuking laugh....

[giggle.gif] [giggle.gif] :rofl:

....but you do know I'm a newfie right? I'm not from Nova Scotia....straight out of newfoundland.

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 Post subject: Re: MY POEM TO VEE
PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 9:37 pm 
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More mindful Madness

Um, I think I like the chick...
...So commit to her, she seems like a good pick.
You’re a prick, just give her the dick!!


She’s been through so much, We won’t be like them.
...Agreed. She’s a little lost, but she seems like a gem.
Stupid fucks. When do we commit? Tell me, when?


Damn this shit, I’m tired of just hitting it, and quitting it.
...It’s complicated. She’s fine though, I must admit.
Right, and batshit crazy! Hit it again, and split!


Yeah, commit, and then the girl of our dreams will pop up!
...eh, that is a possibility, yup!
Then we’ll have to resist the urge and lust.


fcuk that! We can have both, or more!!
...Well, technically, we are smart enough for…
How can we justify that? I’m tired of bangin’ whores, and sending them out the door.


Mister goody-two-shoes wants to go legit!?
...Nah, you know, good and bad doesn’t exist.
We know what she wants, and she’s trying to earn it.


...She is, man, and she’s the type we can tap over and over.
Agreed. Maybe she’s our four leaf clover.
Dammit! Just bend her over again, and give her the boner!


Thanks for the input fellas. I think I got this.
Oh for fcuk sakes, stop being a Biatch!
...Either is fine with me, so long as I get to see her strip


Either way, we’re licking the clit...
And dipping the dick...
back in that tight, wet slit!


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 Post subject: Re: MY POEM TO VEE
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: MY POEM TO VEE
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:40 am 
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Dear Cosy

Man who boasts of virility
Usually has no ability
He'll puff and he'll pose
Just like one of those
But his efforts are worse than senility!


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 Post subject: Re: MY POEM TO VEE
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:57 am 
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nice try buster merrifield
but youre just not me are you?
little trainee mentor people
should be seen and not heard
learn your apprenticeship
little boy.

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 Post subject: Re: MY POEM TO VEE
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:00 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
nice try buster merrifield
but youre just not me are you?
little trainee mentor people
should be seen and not heard
learn your apprenticeship
little boy.

Bollox! I deserve an Oscar! :winedrinker:


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