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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 4:25 pm 
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Theresa is fighting is to stay,
She just won't be pushed away.
She hasn't the numbers
Scream opposite members;
Will she, won't she win the day?


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:55 am 
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I think they are warming up, slowly,
To Theresa's plan as the only
Way off this mess;
But I digress,
for her Brexit Plan maybe is holy.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 3:36 pm 
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It’s here, this Christmas day!
Seems like it’s here to stay.
It began in the fall,
Embracing us all:
Oh! When will it all go away?


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:31 am 
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All of Europe's on the brink
Whilst Jean-Claude Juncker has a drink.
And then he has a little more
Until he's drunk: he's such a bore.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:27 pm 
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Tuesday's a very special day
For our PM Mrs. May.
Will she get her way?
I can't say!


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:27 pm 
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The Scottish Salmond has been smoked;
‘He’s been arrested’ people joked.
He tried to lead them all away,
Now his accusers have the say!


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:28 pm 
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If it 'll win the day
I'll give it all away,
Said Mrs May.
But it won't,
So she don't:
And lives another day?
23/03/19 1330 hrs.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:53 am 
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Thrice it was put before clamouring fools
And thrice it was put in the place they drop stools.
Will no one e'er come with a working agenda
Or must we all go out on a final, huge benda?
And there's talk of a fourth, so the rumour mills say.
But she might not dare, so history will say!


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:31 pm 
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That last one was slightly off track,
But me'tre's a hard nut to crack.
When there's lots you could say
but you can't find the way,
Why; then you become an old hack!


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:13 am 
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Going out without a plan?
Columbus did, now there's a man.
He sailed off, such derring - do,
To great success, and found a new...
World.


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