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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 12:47 am 
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Mea culpa, mea culpa,
Though it's really not my fault
Just 'cos someone put some papers
Where they didn't really ought.
It's quite usual to delegate
It's all been done before
But, Ruddy 'ell, who picked them?
Not old Rudders; that's for sure.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:39 am 
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And so the story changes!
For they knew it all along;
So Rudders takes the big drop
And May stays...for how long?


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:34 pm 
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Theresa is Sticking
Whilst Corbyn is licking
his lips, so dry
And wondering why.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:07 pm 
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I can reveal
It's a no-deal.
Hop step and shout!
We're getting out. [eng1.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:07 pm 
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Dominic Raab, in fighting garb,
Told the EU to think.
With 37 billion £ on the table
Do you think they might blink?


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:39 am 
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We found money for the public workers.
It was back of the sofa stuff.
We never knew we had it:
But it was more than enough.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:56 am 
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Governmental confusion
Is wildly rife today;
No matter who you're for
The madmen stir the day.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:29 am 
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Very good. You make it seem so effortless, how long does one take to write?

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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:39 am 
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lil sue wrote:
Very good. You make it seem so effortless, how long does one take to write?


It's just a knack, Lil Sue. I can roll 'em off for hours, I burn most of them 'cos they are carp.

I once thought I was a poet.


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 Post subject: Re: Clerihews
PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:57 pm 
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Like:-
I tried to be a poet;
I tried so very hard
But though my rhymes all rhymed
The content was no bard.


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