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 Post subject: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:03 pm 
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""More foreign nationals living abroad will be able to join the Armed Forces, the government is to announce.""

So after Women, Gays, Trans. and Dopeheads being encouraged to join the army it is now foreign nationals who are being sought.

It will be all the down and out servicemen living on our streets next.

Do we expect this mish-mash to fight for Queen and Country with much enthusiasm?

Time for some National Service, I think; if we are short in our armed services.


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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:29 pm 
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Seeing as the EU is intent upon building a European Army, for the defence of the EU, I suggest, when we have recruited all these Class D warriors, that we then lend them to the EU.

Solves two of our problems overnight. [rofl02.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:48 am 
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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:02 pm 
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!. Fulfils any commitment to the EU.

2, Empties our streets of the homeless etc!

Result!


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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:19 am 
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In the not too distant future, the prince will rule. He recently said that he understands what it means to be king and that he is going to change his ways. No more tree talk [confused1.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:31 pm 
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What he said was 'I'll not meddle.'
I'll keep my foot right off the pedal.'
And if he has something to say
He shouldn't saddle us, no way!


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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:16 pm 
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He also said that he isn't stupid :snooty:

Camilla said that he is loyal :think:

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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:47 pm 
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There’s been a recruitment crisis for the armed forces for quite a while.

Blame has been squarely laid at the torpid and sedentary lifestyle of many young people, many of whom, would otherwise fill the ranks. This, coupled with a rise in obesity, has led to the forces looking further afield..

When kids would prefer to kill their enemies via the luxury of a PlayStation controller, whilst munching on pizza...

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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:42 am 
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I think it's more to do with coming home from a tour where you have been ordered to shoot people to find that they want to try you for murder.

Wouldn't inspire me to sign on, not the way things are today.


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 Post subject: Re: For Queen and Country.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:12 pm 
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Leah wrote:
In the not too distant future, the prince will rule. He recently said that he understands what it means to be king and that he is going to change his ways. No more tree talk [confused1.gif]

The Prince has learnt that no matter what he says there will always be somebody to twist those words and use them negatively. So its best to keep your mouth closed and say nothing at all. Lots more people in prominent positions will soon be following suit, those that havent already that is.


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