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 Post subject: How to save loo paper.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:36 pm 
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After all emissions, carefully tear one sheet of paper from your loo roll, and then tear it in half.
Putting one half aside for later, use the half sheet carefully, then turn to use the other side.
This will double the time your stock lasts.


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 Post subject: Re: How to save loo paper.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:41 pm 
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Or use a steam cleaner like me :proud:

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 Post subject: Re: How to save loo paper.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:00 am 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
Or use a steam cleaner like me :proud:

HuH! I've seen them things. You stick it up your bot a bit and steam comes out your ears. At least; I think it's steam.
Or perhaps you boil a kettle and use that.


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 Post subject: Re: How to save loo paper.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:58 pm 
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Hmmmm well that really dont work on the foreskin Dong :think:

The best way is a general spray around and then push the nozzle into any open holes [bootyshake.gif]

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