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 Post subject: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:17 pm 
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I know weve all done w\atersports be it mildly or fully drenched
but listen to this
so its about half one and my buzzer goes
and its janny poach
heres how it went
jp"alright
me,"whats up"
jp "was gonna ask you a favour"
me "whatever it is no fck off"
psst we talk like that cos we are mates innit.
jp "oh come on you miserable tw@t youre running the karaoke today at the sally ann yeh"
me,"not till half two im not"
jp"exactly thats why ive popped round,i need the lyrics
to a song called marys boy child can you get it on you tube"?
me,"i can but i wont"
jp"why not you mule"?
me"cos im not having you murdering a song singing like a strangled cat,i have neighbours"
jp,"you 2 faced fckn tw@t,innit funny when you run the karaoke you clap and encourage us"
me,"yeh but thats there not here"
so in a last desperate plea where she knew she would have me
she sez
jp"but its a duet with ann the horse"
well ann the horse is a good buddy of mine
so i sez
me "ok lets get it over with"
theres netflix theres boney m,theres the lyrics
fill yer boots luv"
anyway i went to my bedroom,put my headphones on and licked the wallpaper
after about half hour
shes at it
jp.markie hurry the fck up,its half 2"
so i sez "ok i will just have a just in caser"

a just in caser in alky terms means have a piss fore you go out,saves pissing your pants,which to my shame i have done

so i sez to her,"do you need a just in caser fore you go"?
she sez"no im ok i only pee twice a day"
im like "fck off"
bloody hell i have to get up twice a night to wee
which i hate it spoils dream time
so in a long winded arse sort of way is it true women only piss twice a day or was she really bursting but was being polite?
id like a womans view on this.

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:59 pm 
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aah fck it fck off you cant even reply to a thread like this
fck off im leaving no point banging my head against :wall:
im deleting my account
thers no fckn point is there?
dont miss me to much
cos i wont miss youse
on 2nd thoughts theres nobody left to miss
you were fckn warned
well done thin this place is a fckn mess
well you got what you wanted bob
you wont see me posting here again unless
there is a rapid increase in posts
call yourself chatters lol
youre a fckn disgrace
fck off

ps dongy mate
take over the reins
not that theres any reins to take over

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if you want me im on uk chat

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:08 pm 
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Sweet Jesus, is this what the boards have come to, how often women pee?


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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 12:37 am 
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erm amber with all due respect to you
and excuse my french
im fckin sick of it now
yes ive resorted to a women peeing thread
to try to get some response
im in a really bad mood
yes ok ive got women here there and everywhere
dianas here now saying just leave it what you getting so het up about watch the film
im like fk the film
ive got things to say
they are fckn wankers
shes like at it who?
shes never been on a chat site in her life bless her x
i tell you who
fkn lucky ok shes got kids,but so what we all have
surely you must have a coffee break for 5 mins to say gm
sunny
but ive got loads of grandkids
er ditto 5 mins tea break

catman blue
oh dear what can we say about a dominated woman
who is unable to type cos of

tiggy an undisputed class a bigoted bully who follows a team not even in the same county fkn dick

tabby
pure biatch
tried to out me,epic fail,i hate her

peeks
always whinging and whining ive got flu,im getting fat etcc fck off

aah now then poli
got to be careful here,i like her tremendously when she deems to post,but shes too spasmodic so she can do one,as well
as can her bf pep,intelligent guy but has run out of steam,prob to fat to post

scouse
lol oh please do me a favour hes shite
he can only change what you post
fckn bin dipping nobhead

im telling you theres only 4 people on here
that id take on the
good ship cosy chat
thats doa,dong,leah oh beach baby but even shes fck off due to incessant abuse

so whos the 4th id take?
wouldnt be that skank vee
says shes been in rehab has she fck
ive been in rehab and still managed to post
granny is exempt from all this cos well she just is
but id welcome her aboard but she might be busy

so who gets the 4th chair then?
well possibly amber but theres a but
ive never forgiven her for siding with eve about the traffic cone shit
she has a lot of atonement to do before she walks up the gangway to join my ship

so there you go ive said my piece
if you dont like it tough shit [smiley-finger007.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:21 am 
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what really gnawed at my throat last xmas
you got toy boy,dagger the shagger and rain the fckn drain coming in with their pretentious happy xmases
please fck off
you sanctimonious fckn idiots
well thank fck i wont be here at xmas
to see that pathetic drivel
bring back mims and tinks i say
at least they werent false
and have/had the sense to stay away
like im going to.

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:26 am 
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i wish ruby was still here xx
she would just laugh and mock your ineptness
you shower of shites
fck off.

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:09 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
erm amber with all due respect to you
and excuse my french
im fckin sick of it now
yes ive resorted to a women peeing thread
to try to get some response
im in a really bad mood
yes ok ive got women here there and everywhere
dianas here now saying just leave it what you getting so het up about watch the film
im like fk the film
ive got things to say
they are fckn wankers
shes like at it who?
shes never been on a chat site in her life bless her x
i tell you who
fkn lucky ok shes got kids,but so what we all have
surely you must have a coffee break for 5 mins to say gm
sunny
but ive got loads of grandkids
er ditto 5 mins tea break

catman blue
oh dear what can we say about a dominated woman
who is unable to type cos of

tiggy an undisputed class a bigoted bully who follows a team not even in the same county fkn dick

tabby
pure biatch
tried to out me,epic fail,i hate her

peeks
always whinging and whining ive got flu,im getting fat etcc fck off

aah now then poli
got to be careful here,i like her tremendously when she deems to post,but shes too spasmodic so she can do one,as well
as can her bf pep,intelligent guy but has run out of steam,prob to fat to post

scouse
lol oh please do me a favour hes shite
he can only change what you post
fckn bin dipping nobhead

im telling you theres only 4 people on here
that id take on the
good ship cosy chat
thats doa,dong,leah oh beach baby but even shes fck off due to incessant abuse

so whos the 4th id take?
wouldnt be that skank vee
says shes been in rehab has she fck
ive been in rehab and still managed to post
granny is exempt from all this cos well she just is
but id welcome her aboard but she might be busy

so who gets the 4th chair then?
well possibly amber but theres a but
ive never forgiven her for siding with eve about the traffic cone shit
she has a lot of atonement to do before she walks up the gangway to join my ship

so there you go ive said my piece
if you dont like it tough shit [smiley-finger007.gif]

.. and you wonder why people don’t post...

This shyte for instance... the “all about me” threads... then someone posts a decent thread and DOA manages to turn it into something completely different...

I fell out with a mate at work... couldn’t stand the banter... bit of a puff, drew two fingers across his throat.... As if... short-arsed little bast*rd didn’t like reminding that his team was pretty shit until about eleven years ago... yeah, you guessed it... Citeh fan (from chesterfield)..

It’s a quick downward spiral.. some can take the banter... then it goes that little bit too far.. his problem... didn’t like the fact Robbie Williams filled the Emptihad... and Guardiola couldn’t... unless Liverpool’s fans filled the empty seats.. turned out there were more red fans in the end.

Could be worse... could be a gooner..

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:32 pm 
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Its voice to text. Cosy is waffling and forgetting the mic's on :rolleyes:

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:25 pm 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
Its voice to text. Cosy is waffling and forgetting the mic's on :rolleyes:

I’d suspect he’s sobbing into a pint, right now..

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 Post subject: Re: WOMEN PEEING?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 1:25 am 
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well tiggy yes i wouldnt say sobbing
but sulking yes
im not one for regretting what i post
you know like one of those "oh i didnt mean it i was pissed brigade"
if i said it i meant it,albeit maybe a bit over the top in my scathing comments
truth is i do like you tigs and your good lady
but i was merely trying to put a point across
about non posters
no holds barred
i was interested in your opening gambit
re> all about me threads
how do you mean?

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