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 Post subject: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:12 am 
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King cosy
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right,you,know,im,a,stand,up,comedian,yeh?
done,me,gigs,over,crimbo.900q.i,got,and,a,hamper
but,im,sorry,i,use.youse,lot,for,feedback,its,just,like,your,my,mates,and,that,innit
soz,for,treating,you,like,guinea,pigs.
cose,xxx

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they dont call me nosy cosy for nothing/im a right nosy barstard me,norris cole has got fck all on me,i know everything..


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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:47 am 
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kin,got,a,gig,on,new,years,eve,crowd,of,scottish,ppl,in,a,hotel,
in,blackpool,wanting,to,be,entertained,well,they,wont,get,it,
from,me,im,not,in,the,fckn,mood,so,i,rang,my,friend,
christine,heres,how,it,went
ring,ring,
chris"who,the,fcks,this"
me,"its,me
chris,"omg,i,love,you,where,you,been,darling?"
me,"aah,fck,off,with,yer,shoites,do,me,a,gig,nye,at,%%%%%%%,HOTEL
chris,"im,retired,i,cant,do,stand,up,anymore,you,can,fck,off,you,do,it"
me,"no,im,too,tired"
chris,"you,mard,arsed,barstard,mark,fck,off,just,do,your,
job,you,lazy,paranoid,tw@t,never,ever,ring,me,again"
me,"ok,give,me,a,bell,tomoz,luv"
chris,ok,"course,i,will,talk,tomoz,babes,xx
me,worrever,laters,nn,poppet(i,dint,do,xxxxs,i,was,on,the,
phone,to,her,what,nob,blows,kisses,down,a,phone?

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they dont call me nosy cosy for nothing/im a right nosy barstard me,norris cole has got fck all on me,i know everything..


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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:19 pm 
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Coz,comedian=oxymoron! [001_tt2.gif] [001_tt2.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:37 pm 
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im,gonna,punch,you,very,hard,in,the,nose,one,day,dong,now,fck,off,my,thread,

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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:49 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
im,gonna,punch,you,very,hard,in,the,nose,one,day,dong,now,fck,off,my,thread,



Listen. I once told you that i did the rounds of Blackpool hotels, when I was there for a conference.
It worked like clockwork, we enter empty bar and order, comic pops up and starts his routine. We leave, he stops. Same wherever we went. No where was he working before we got there, or, I guess, after we left.
They were a pretty sad bunch. We seemed to be the only customers. Glamorous it was not!
Good luck! Do you tell the one about the Irish girl and her sock?


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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:27 am 
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you,fibber,dont,fck,with,me,dong,not,a,great,idea [eusa_naughty.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:34 am 
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you,ever,have,ther,temerity,to,patronise,me,again,i,will,anal,mrs,dong,

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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:01 am 
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Cosy if I may please... why is it that old jcer's go back to j.c. and stir up a brew...? Is it because bored here and like to be trolls some where else? Why does this joker play his games? What does he think he obtains..mere entertainment? And last night in jc... was told this doa comes in stirs too..why so spiteful and such nasty pricks? Wow can only imagine how they live in real life. Sad little individuals..but real pricks.....hurtful and spiteful. Green with jealousy too..


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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:32 pm 
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I think you'll find its just one or two, the most of us haven't been on JC for years.


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 Post subject: Re: IUST,WANNA,ASK,YOU,SUMMAT.,LIKE
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:18 pm 
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Ty for your reply. Sad honestly..but those one or two are real u know what! Unbelievable stirrers whom seem bored. Listen..was honest there as been here..not use to this chat site stuff..did it first time there as I was going on holiday first time to u.k. wanted to get familiar so forth. There are very nice chatters on JC believe it or not.. provided me with loads of helpful information. So few of us have bonded so to speak. But that riff raff are very childish. I wonder what kids would say to them if knew bullied people. What kind of example you set for own children. Scary today, no!


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