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 Post subject: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:43 am 
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King cosy
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now,before,i,start,this,thread,i,have,no,idea,where,im,
going,with,it,ok,wether,you,think,its,all,contrived,its,not
its,all,impromtu,and,improvisation
i,was,going,to,call,this,thread,,I,AM,CLEVER
but,im,not,really,im,just,,an,average,joel

yeh,ok,im,a,stand,up,comedian,magician,
hypnotist,song,writer,etc
and,very,charming,and,debonair,and,wonderful,to,be,with
but,apart,from,that,im,pretty,shit,really.
so,er,just,thought,id,make,this,thread
as,boring,as,i,critationsould
not,expecting,many,if,any,replies
but,what,mildly,irritates,you?
mine,is,you,know,if,somebody,comes,in,yer,gaff,and,
starts,using,your,remote,control,flicking,through,your,channels
it,does,actually,mildly,irritate,.me
anybody,else,got,any,minor,irritations|?

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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:48 am 
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Yeah! Like when someone come into yer gaff and nicks the remote; and the TV that goes with it. [1744330pz84739fis.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRmote,fckn,get,off,it.ITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:55 am 
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King cosy
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its,a,barstard,innit
good,evening,my,friend,dong.you,feel,my,pain
its,my,remote,fckn,get,off,it.

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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:04 am 
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Remote is that where it is? I couldn't find remote...any where!


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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:06 pm 
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Rio stole his TV and remote some time ago.


Its a long story......


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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:22 pm 
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Rio told cosy she'd feed it to the dog :rolleyes:
Cosy was pumping laxatives into the dog and following the dog for weeks. [rofl02.gif]
In the end cosy was arrested after an RSPCA officer saw cosy "fisting" the poor thing in the park. [9n5.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:21 pm 
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""anybody,else,got,any,minor,irritations|?""

Yeah! I got one. Posters who never reply to a well- formulated post.


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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:15 pm 
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what,well,formulated,post? [shrug65465.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:02 pm 
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Yea cosy :rolleyes:
He's like the nappy rash that won't go away [9n5.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: MILDLY,IRRITATING
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:42 pm 
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Yeah,I've,got,an,irritation,fcukers,who,won't,buy,a,new,keyboard. :evil:

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