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 Post subject: I,THINK
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:52 pm 
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my,doctor,fancies,me.


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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:20 pm 
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What makes you think he fancies you

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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 8:54 pm 
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Pete wrote:
What makes you think he fancies you

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.. but to be fair, when it comes to the author, the title is a misnomer

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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 10:26 pm 
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aah,come,on,ffs,you,lot,youve,known,me,years,she,does,i,have,proof.


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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:07 am 
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Just because he puts the long glove on every six months, doesn’t mean he wants to settle down...

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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 12:30 am 
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tiggy wrote:
Just because he puts the long glove on every six months, doesn’t mean he wants to settle down...

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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:58 am 
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cosy,m wrote:
aah,come,on,ffs,you,lot,youve,known,me,years,she,does,i,have,proof.

Is that Dr. Aggie Splitz? Know her well. Knew her when she was a scrub nurse in The Birmingham Main incinerator. Dealt with dead body parts mainly for local hospitals. Had a saliva-making odour of roast pork about her. She was a lively thing though, she could chuck her huge body about on the dance floor like a lively piglet. Usually alone though. Not everybody likes pork, and there are religious connotations.
Heard she found somebody once, took him home and he was never seen again, that's what her butcher told the police, he hadn't seen him since. :devil:


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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
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tiggy wrote:
Just because he puts the long glove on every six months, doesn’t mean he wants to settle down...



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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:21 pm 
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im,just,back,from,an,appt,with,her
and,she,said
"you,need,to,stop,masturbating"
i,said,"why"
she,said,"cos,im,trying,to,examine,you,now,sit,still,behave,yer,fckn,self".


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 Post subject: Re: I,THINK
PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:06 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
im,just,back,from,an,appt,with,her
and,she,said
"you,need,to,stop,masturbating"
i,said,"why"
she,said,"cos,im,trying,to,examine,you,now,sit,still,behave,yer,fckn,self".

Christ! The whiskers on that need a trim! [giggle.gif]


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