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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:49 pm 
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if,you,ripped,the,bones,out,of,a,human,body
youd,have,enough,to,make,a,skeleton
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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:10 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
if,you,ripped,the,bones,out,of,a,human,body
youd,have,enough,to,make,a,skeleton
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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:13 pm 
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Guinness estimates that 93,000 liters of beer are lost in facial hair each year in the UK alone.

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
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The only creatures that can't control their own weight are humans and those animals fed by humans.


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:20 pm 
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Pete wrote:
Guinness estimates that 93,000 liters of beer are lost in facial hair each year in the UK alone.

And marmalade and cake crumbs!


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:33 pm 
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The Buddha commonly depicted in statues and pictures is a different person entirely. The real Buddha was actually incredibly skinny because of self-deprivation.

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
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Of every five animals on the planet, four are nematodes

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:03 pm 
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did you know most guys called pete
deserve a fckn good kicking.

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:38 pm 
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Luckily any guy that calls himself cosy couldn't manage that :rarrr:

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:39 pm 
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A ten-year-old mattress weighs double what it did when it was new due to debris that it absorbs over time. That debris includes dust mites (their droppings and decaying bodies), mold, millions of dead skin cells, dandruff, animal and human hair, secretions, excretions, lint, pollen, dust, soil, sand, and a lot of perspiration, which the average person loses at a rate of a quart a day. Good night!

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