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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:41 am 
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'Handling a salmon in suspicious circumstances' remains a punishable offence in Britain

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
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It is Illegal to be drunk in the pub.

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:43 am 
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No person shall, in the course of a business, import into England, potatoes which he knows, or has reasonable cause to suspect, are from Poland

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:40 pm 
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Pete wrote:
'Handling a salmon in suspicious circumstances' remains a punishable offence in Britain
but tickling a trout is legal then is it?

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:29 pm 
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Yeah just don't be suspicious about it

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:34 pm 
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Pete has met several women from chat sites



He never once got a shagg though [adrian.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:37 pm 
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Whoever said I was meeting them for a shag? Some people aren't as shallow as you. I've also met three men perhaps you'd like to make some inane puerile comment about that [adrian.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:37 pm 
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thin ice wrote:
Pete has met several women from chat sites



He never once got a shagg though [adrian.gif]


There is only one ' G ' in shag.......Fact. [thumbsup.png]


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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 5:59 pm 
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Pete's single :think:

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 Post subject: Re: Facts and odds
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 6:47 pm 
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The longest recorded chicken flight was 13 seconds and a total distance of 301. 5 feet.

A chicken can run about 9 miles per hour.

There are more chickens on earth than humans.

Chickens have full-color vision.

Chickens experience rapid eye movement while they sleep. That means that they dream!

A chickens' heart beats 280-315 times a minute.

Chickens have more bones in their necks than giraffes.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

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