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 Post subject: Moths
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:32 pm 
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So, a while ago we had troubles with moths. In the cupboard they acted as though it was Tesco, eating everything in sight so...we got some mothballs. Moths kept on chewing. Then got some spray, put it over everything and...they kept on chewing. Woollies and other stored bits of clothing were looking a tad holy (sic).
So Mrs D turned to science. She got them a little hut-like thing into which you put little cards imbued with deadly poison, to moths, only they couldn't keep away from the stuff; and she did as the instructions said, and hung it in the cupboard.
Result for Feb...zilch. march zilch...April...2. YEY.
Those two dead moths have cost us about £15 each, so far; and they are so small, bit like Cosy's thingy. :rarrr:


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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:40 pm 
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I'm not one to look down my noise on anyone.... but Dong's a bit thick :think:
How old is he? [9n5.gif]
The moths will be back...... you need cedar wood :dance:
Look at these for £4

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4-NATURAL-CE ... SwjVVViZUi

I really cant believe Dong got thru life without knowing how to stop moths :rolleyes:

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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:06 am 
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PAH! I can't see the wood from the trees!


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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:50 am 
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Moths don't eat the clothes

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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:51 am 
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im gonna punch him in a minute
then give his mrs a good seeing to,behind a trolley in tescos car park
its just :wall: with him innit
you try your best to mentor somebody
and all you get is a moth thread
I really need a word a serious word with this guy.

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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:54 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
im gonna punch him in a minute
then give his mrs a good seeing to,behind a trolley in tescos car park
its just :wall: with him innit
you try your best to mentor somebody
and all you get is a moth thread
I really need a word a serious word with this guy.


Those who can't.... teach :whistle:

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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:02 pm 
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Baby Gravy wrote:
cosy,m wrote:
im gonna punch him in a minute
then give his mrs a good seeing to,behind a trolley in tescos car park
its just :wall: with him innit
you try your best to mentor somebody
and all you get is a moth thread
I really need a word a serious word with this guy.


Those who can't.... teach :whistle:

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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:22 am 
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dick.

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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:54 am 
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""Those who can't.... teach""

And then again there are teachers who can't. we call them tutors or...Mentors.

Sad people usually. Sacked from the classroom, they spend their days getting their own back on whatever youth they can get their hands on.

Always ends in tears. :crying:


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 Post subject: Re: Moths
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:34 pm 
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I fcuking hate moths. bast*rd creatures, spray them with weedkiller.

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