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 Post subject: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:44 pm 
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let me explain ,im no scrikearse,i dont moan or whinge oh ive got a broken ankle blahdeebleeding blah shit
i dont send pics of x rays
i just try and get on with it yeh
it had to happen when my beloved manchester city have just turned into statues,and the horrific descisionsof refs (aka bent fckn barstards)two jesus goals wiped out,obv pen against aggy,in the rags game,i just couldnt take them armchair barstard plastic klanfield supposed fans ,obv i cant name names as if iwould
but i didnt feel up to facing tiggy and mickey
i was even scared of tabs
i just couldnt face it,so i did an echo and pretended i was dead
i know i know,stupid of me but i hate my team getting beat
it fckn hurts

but worse was to follow
fri 13

archies staring at me,i know this sounds stupid as well
but archies not just a pet he"s like me mate
and hes givin me the fckn eyes,givin it large come on walk me
youre the fckn owner do your job man
im like oh fck off its your fault im in this state go and take yerself out for a walk you tw@t
but he didnt understand that
so reluctantly i put his lead on and he took me out for a walk
well i dont want to show myself up hobbling about with a sock on(and it was pissing down)
so i said not that way,this way
so i did the back alleyways
big mistake
i took my eye of the ball for one second(bit like otamendi)
all of a sudden a cat appeared
well archie likes eating cats there like kebabs to him
and bang! off he went taking me and my crutches with him
i felt it straight away you know SNAP woh
i also felt like crying,i did a bit(shut up)
and anyway in this alleyway on the front of it is like solicitors,insurance agents you know like posh ppl and that
and er
heres how it went im down on the floor me cant walk or fck all
so these snobby types eating subways came up to me
and said are you alright?
im thinking do i look alright,desperately grasping hold of archies lead,in case i get an 80 quid fine for a missing dog
somebody said do you want an ambulance?
i said no no i be ok i only live round the corner
so i dusted me self down and fckd off
gutted ive snapped it again
but my philosophy is pain is only weakness leaving your body
so fck it
cant get to the bookies for the grand nash tomoz obv
but one of mine is doing it for me
you want a tip from me?
bout the nash
i wont give you to many clues
but its got spud in its title
you heard it here first
ttfn
cosy
love you all xxxx

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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:24 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
let me explain ,im no scrikearse,i dont moan or whinge oh ive got a broken ankle blahdeebleeding blah shit


That's cause you haven't [giggle.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:28 pm 
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dont call me a liar mackem
and ps stick your giggly school girl emo up your fckn jax
fck off

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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:32 pm 
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cosy,m wrote:
oh ok
altho im not staying up late much for the foreseeable,the pain killers knock me out
but I be sorted soon,its not broke just ligaments that's all


Liar [smiley-finger007.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:59 pm 
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pete seriously get this ok,i like you known you for years on various sites,you are a top excellent poster,prob the best
but dont be mithering me tonight cock
im not in the best of moods
so lets not fall out yeh
i really have got a broken ankle
so stop calling me a liar,theres 2 ppl who have come to see me from jc,see if im ok,which is 2 more than pats has
they can vouch im truthful
yet you sit there in your billy bunter outfit
coming out with your juvenile japes
liar liar,youre pants are on fire
g,o,o,m,s
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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:00 pm 
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I'm actually topless :wink_smile:

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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:07 pm 
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Pete wrote:
cosy,m wrote:
oh ok
altho im not staying up late much for the foreseeable,the pain killers knock me out
but I be sorted soon,its not broke just ligaments that's all


Liar [smiley-finger007.gif]
i thought it was ligaments at first till i went to bpool vic you nosy bringing up old posts norris cole dick,dont start this with me pete.
do you want to fall out with me yeh?

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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:17 pm 
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well you feel free pete cba arguing with you now
you always wanted this site
me and faz are fcking off
have it.

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 Post subject: Re: ITS JUST GETTING WORSE THIS
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:21 pm 
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I always wanted this site? Wind yer neck in and calm down ffs

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:06 pm 
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I can solve all cosy's problems :whee:
All cosyboo boo needs to do is have a sex change or may sex for a change :think:

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