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 Post subject: F,A,O DONG
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:14 am 
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hey man how are you. listen erm I know we haven't always seen eye to eye,but I want to offer you an olive branch
do you and your mrs fancy coming up to blackpool at easter?
meet my mates,obv seaside steve,joey all ears Cassidy,lezzer annie Kerry no nix wont be there cos they've sadly demised, r,i p
but Debbie donuts ,tracy no tits,phil the arm,big ged,skanky alan,linda one garage,toby,dezzer,molly all eyes etc will be there
hopefully ruby as well if she can be bothered to get her erse doon
so if you fancy a good night out dong,give us a reply yeh
cosy.

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 Post subject: Re: F,A,O DONG
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:17 am 
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Sorry for butting in but do you mind if i ask how Linda one garage got her name?


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 Post subject: Re: F,A,O DONG
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:08 pm 
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no not at all'
what is was me and archie cupla years back were walking in a back alley and I spotted this woman (shes 44) moving stuff about in a lock up garage,and I noticed she had a can of skol superstrengh,im thinking aye aye
heres how it went
me,"alright"
her"yeh are you lav(shes a cockney)
me"yeh musnt grumble,what you doing spring cleaning"?
her,"nah im tidying up cos im going to be living in here now"
me"what in a lock up lol why""
her "cos you see that cat over there (archie looks at it with a devouring licking lips sort of way)
well I love that cat but the landlord wont let me have it in the flat so in protest ive rented this garage so fck him"
me,"oh well I admire your loyalty,eer listen I only live round the corner ive got some of them cans what you've got
so take a break have a drink with me"
her"ok just let me lock up,oh what about my cat I will have to bring him,im just a bit worried about your dog"
me,"nah he be alright I will just stick him in the back"

so as they say the rest is history and weve been friends ever since.

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 Post subject: Re: F,A,O DONG
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:39 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: F,A,O DONG
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:23 pm 
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are you on drugs?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:21 am 
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Perhaps I am not quite myself ! [confused1.gif]


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