PATS CHAT

NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
It is currently Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:08 pm

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
 [ 1 post ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: HEY PAUL
PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:09 am 
Offline
King cosy
User avatar

Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:16 pm
Posts: 27484
Location: maine road
not you sit down give your eyes a rest you megalomaniac
im on about the song hey paula
get this synopsis yeh
so the script is
theres this guy called paul and his girlfriend is called yeh you got it paula
and they sing so gushingly to each other it makes me sick cos I don't do love and shit
now ive tried to behave myself in this hell hole where I live me and the arch keep quiet and try to behave like law abiding citizens,but sometimes things get too much for me,
right what it is
you know I got a cuckoo clock for a present for xmas and I smashed the little barstards head in yeh,well I swore id never wreck a present again,well sorry oops I did it again,one of my sons ive forgot which one erm bought me one of those cd/tape/radio things id never used it till tonight,i was tuning it in and I got magic radio on and the first song I heard was hey hey paula,i was that incensed with the sweet glib lyrics I threw the radio out of the window in anger
skinned up I calmed down and our arch was giving me "the eyes" and said what you done that for you cant carry on ruining your presents man
I said I know I know its just that song pissed me right off
so our arch said
"to be honest boss ii quite liked the bridge and the chorus the way they harmonised was quite melodic" try listening to it again and calm the fck down man

I SAID HOW THE FCK can I man ive just threw the barstard radio out the window,and even if I fixed it the song wont be on again will it?
archie calmly pointed his left paw to the comp and said youey it
so I did
and yeh its not that bad a song bit twee but hey they love each other
fair play to them. [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

_________________
IF THIS SITE CLOSES IM GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP FCK YOU AND YOUR LIFEBOATS.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
 [ 1 post ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Registered users: Google [Bot]


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Chronicles phpBB2 theme by Jakob Persson. Stone textures by Patty Herford.
With special thanks to RuneVillage


Templatesdragon  styles collection