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Author:  cosy,m [ Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:00 am ]
Post subject:  I ONLY DEAL IN COLD HARD FACTS

yeh er oh fck right hang on let me think what im on about
yeh this a reply to mildred aka cat
I know people cant help when they are born
but I cant help my theories can I?
ive complained im sick and tired saying hb to the jan gang
but I don't like anybody born in jan
cos I think 0f the prior 9 month conceivement
which means you were spermed in april and there was nowt on your parents black and white tvs apart from shit easter films
so they went to bed
I also haven't got a lot of time for ppl who were born in September,it just means in conceivement terms you were a drunken xmas shag
I also have no time whatsofuckinever for people who were born who were born in maycos that means your parents had rented a caravan in gt Yarmouth or skeg etc and had a holiday fck,


anyway don't mind me im just filling in for doa while hes on the sick,ive took her slot :whistle:

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