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 Post subject: A STAND UP COMEDIAN TALE
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:17 pm 
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hiya i keep this brief for now
basically what im going to try and do
is tell you my ups and (many)downs
in my career as a stand up comedian
but instead of me prattling on
id like to make it a question and answer thing
ask me anything?
i promise this wont be rehearsed
i will just answer the question which will be as i deem fit
anyway bbs

keep chuckling [thumbsup.png]

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 Post subject: Re: A STAND UP COMEDIAN TALE
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:59 pm 
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I've given this all of 20 sec's throught :think:
Why not start a youtube channel and work on your act [shrug65465.gif]
The rest of the nutters all have one. You can make 100k per year just by setting farts on fire :rarrr:

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 Post subject: Re: A STAND UP COMEDIAN TALE
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:16 pm 
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problem with that is i never fart
just like prince andrew says he never sweats

however i would be interested in that you tube thingymajig

why dont me and you collaborate?
you do your expertise techy thing

and i will do the rest

so how does 10% of the takings grab you?

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 Post subject: Re: A STAND UP COMEDIAN TALE
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 5:35 am 
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10% :rolleyes:
I don't get out of bed for less than bacon roll and a bj :snooty:

All you need is smartphone and a bit of free video editing software. Tons of them around :winedrinker:

Watch this:



And this :




And remember uploading vid's on utube can take hours [9n5.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: A STAND UP COMEDIAN TALE
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:09 pm 
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doa mate

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 Post subject: Re: A STAND UP COMEDIAN TALE
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:50 pm 
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S'all gobbledegook!
Who can get their brain round all that? [confused1.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: A STAND UP COMEDIAN TALE
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:46 pm 
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Take a look at Rodney Dangerfield career path, it may help you :think:

Unless you can master social media.........you won't make it today. [eusa_naughty.gif]
Video's need to be 5 mins long and entertaining :whistle:

The concept of a older person who can't master the art of upload loading to social media, post really bad, poorly edited content may appeal to younger viewers. Clive Dunn's "Lance Corporal Jones" from Dad's army springs to mind.

Maybe an updated version would be a hit [shrug65465.gif]

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