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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 6:16 pm 
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Philip Pullman is an apologist for cyber implants :snooty:

He made this fortune from wireless tongue studs and earrings. For years he's been selling confidential information on all of us to government. Holly Willoughby found out after her clit ring started picking up mini cabs and she's being sent to an "Australia" :peekaboo:

Philip Pullman will be forced to put out another book trying to cover this up again :rolleyes:

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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:22 pm 
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I understand that his next book will be a study of the clit ring and it's evolution through the ages.

It is thought to have started sometime during the Crusades, the holy wars of early Christendom. Huge metal plates forming a chastity belt were strapped to the private parts of ladies the warring men left behind as they made their bloody way to Jerusalem, designed to demotivate the keenest seducer. All the way to the corset, liberty bodice, and blue bloomers.

It should be a riveting book...one to mull over!


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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 5:16 pm 
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Will you stop prompting Pullman and get back on subject. There more importance things to worry about [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

For the last year the world's been off balance. Get a spirit level out and you'll seem I'm right :proud:

All this crazy weather started after they fired more torpedoes off the edge of the world into space. Its knocked the South Poll down a bit causing a drought. Thousands of people are being force march north trying to balance it back up again.

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... nts-mexico

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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 12:34 am 
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It is not the world that is off balance, it is I fear: you.

The marchers are not marching for any question of climate change, they march for Brexit, they will change the world. They are not forced. Once their weight is found, in Europe mostly, the world will have another GB to deal with because of the tilt.

It is not Theresa who will bring us Brexit......it is the tilt!

There will be a free issue of walking canes enabling us to cope with the tilt once we have established ourselves.


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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 2:51 am 
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You mite be right. I was reading how most of eastern side of the UK will be under 3 feet of water by 2080 :shock:

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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/east-coast-to ... 45641.html


Is Brexit a cover plan to save East Anglia from flooding :think:

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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 1:14 pm 
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You are quite right! An unintended consequence of the tilt made by an uncountable number of protesting marchers is to get their feet wet, because of the tilt. therefore with each walking cane a dry pair of socks will be issued.
It is not certain but should the tilt result in even deeper water waders are being stockpiled for our essential services.

Free services are however only available to accredited brexiteers.


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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2018 4:56 pm 
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I heard if there point a laser at a window, they can listen to you :peekaboo:
Those red bits on street lights look like lasers to me and there a few of them in my road :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:37 am 
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Those lights are only red because they are so embarrassed at what they see. :blush: :blush: :blush:


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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 12:18 pm 
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The government hates members of the CFSM. They monitor all of us. :crying:

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Our members are still deported to an "Australia" cos they cant read our minds thanks to proven through waving blocking religious helmets :winedrinker:

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CI5 break into my home and take all the teaspoons to torcher me. I think there taking my pepper too and I'm sure there was a packet of jaffa cakes last night. :think:

But they will not silence me :washing machines, popcorn makers and BBC radio 4 are the tools of the devil :proud:

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 Post subject: Re: Too much 'me too.?
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 3:09 pm 
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Have you not been shown how to resist their intrusions?
My family and friends have all purchased gas masks. WW2 issue are dusty but workable; however, do examine the rubber bits for wear and tear.
These great inventions from the past are the very block to any government interference, The nerve gases that seep from our TV or radio's are rendered impotent. It is a comfort, as we sit round our sets on a TV evening, to see each of us each safely protected by a mask. It is however necessary to demist the mask frequently as they do have a tendency to mist up after a while and especially after an exciting programme. The trick is to take a deep breath, practice will make this easier for you, and clean the mask as fast as you can.

That's the way to do it.


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