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 Post subject: SO ITS FATHERS DAY YEH
PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:06 pm 
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lol i dint even know
my dad died when i was 14,past caring
however i do have 3 sons who live in blackpool
they came up in a van about twoish
heres how it went

im not saying their names cos tabby facebook is loitering about

so i gets this ring on me buzzer yeh
im thinking who the fck is this mithering me on a sunday fck off
anyway i got a shout off ellie,mark your lads are outside
oh ok cheers
i cant see from the back
so i sez alright lads wassup
son number 1 "its fathers day dad fancy coming out for a meal and that"

i said no do i fck youse are not wheeling me out like im an auld fart or something fck off

so n2 son sez "no need for that dad we just here to offer"

so i sez "if you want to help me,which i dont need cos ,well im a very wealthy man
but if you insist go to iceland fill me freezer up and stock my fridge up with beer
and oi didnt really call him no 3 son
youre looking after archie when i go to lancastercastle on july 11

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