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 Post subject: Sale Now on
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:49 pm 
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As you all know I've fallen on hard time :crying:

The bottoms falling out me ass and there a new lock on the Salvation army clothing bin I can't seem to pick. [9n5.gif]

The local food banks increased security after someone broke in and nicked all there tables and chairs. :shock:

(No one touched the food.)

Now I'm forced to sell my most prized possessions for a happy meal :crying:

Let's start off with my chair... I call it cosy cos its really soft and never seen wood. :blush:
How about a Suz sex table. Guarantee to take weights up 250Kg. :thumbsup:

All items have original and unique coatings and staining. :proud:

Now before the Tate modern or Sids sex palace in Wolverhampton start a bidding war worst than any 3rd rate football player called Ronaldo :rolleyes:

I'm giving all the members of this site a chance to bid first :woot:

And remember once news breaks, prices will skyrocket. [eng1.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Sale Now on
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Proper made me grin, this ... sometimes DOA, just sometimes, you’re a diamond...




.. mostly a tw*t though..

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:10 pm 
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""The bottoms falling out me ass and there a new lock on the Salvation army clothing"

I think the lock is in the wrong place; safety first.
It should be on your ass......tightly.


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 Post subject: Re: Sale Now on
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Dong I'm so poor a ass lock is out of the question :crying:
My Suz sex dolls money's all gone :crying:
The Nigerian prince who bid a fiver on my tables and chairs turn out to be fake :crying:
( It was that food bank trying to get there stuff back [1744330pz84739fis.gif] )

Dong babe, you know I've always love you 1956362r6lk147bwq.gif]
Give me your bank details and I'll sleep with you [flash.gif]

Or give me a tenner and I won't tell I did :wink_smile:

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 Post subject: Re: Sale Now on
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:59 am 
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If only I could believe that you were sincere and honest BG.

I know what happened at the food bank and I simply could not associate with the sort of person who steels the tins and pees on the greens and then asks for a clean pair of trousers because he has soiled his own.

The Nigerian prince was a nice touch, until I realised you would have much more interest in a Nigerian princess.

Try the Red Cross...they help anybody [eusa_naughty.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Sale Now on
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:55 am 
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Oh I didn't touch food at the food bank :sickly:

Just took a tin of "Christopher Elbow artisanal Chocolate cocoa noir drinking chocolate" :winedrinker:
I'm not sure who Shela is......but writing " touch and die" on side ment I had to take it :yahoo:

And I do all my shoplifting... I mean food shopping at M&S :proud:

Who'd you think I am........Cosy :shock:

I'm still persona non grata at the Red Cross :blush:
They blame me for there minibus being used for overnight airport taxi runs :shifty:
It's not like they used it at night :snooty:

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Artisanal Cocoa drink is a well known analgesic and is much used when suffering from a blockage in the rectum that prevents bowel movements.

I suggest you see your doctor to enquire of what he may have left behind. [smiley-finger007.gif]


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Can't you just stick your hand in there and find out :wink_smile:

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Baby Gravy wrote:
Can't you just stick your hand in there and find out :wink_smile:

Tut!!! I am not medically qualified......Try Cosy!


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 Post subject: Re: Sale Now on
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Oh go on :wink_smile:
You know you want to [flash.gif]

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