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 Post subject: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:41 am 
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Are you missing Suz :think:

If the answers a big yes dreams do come true :dance:

After a local council official was inspecting my shed and demanded the highly valuable and unique objects within be taken to the tip :crazy:

I found a *box of 3D Double DD's simplysuze dolls :shifty:

Yes you could be **cuddling up with life size 3D simplysuze doll for only £29.99 with ***free inflator :yahoo:

Suze was in her ****prim while posing naked for this wonderful 2017 version of *****silicon life size doll. With improved "wobble" motion and the much loved *****flash in the dark features you know and love :proud:


Order today [thumbsup.png]



Terms and conditions:
No returns, sold as seen.
* This box may contain Sunny sex dolls.
** Do not touch this item. Some people are sensitive to molds. For these people, molds can cause nasal stuffiness, throat irritation, coughing or wheezing, eye irritation, or, in some cases, skin irritation.
*** Free inflator will be cosy. He will arrived and blow it up until he runs out of breath.
**** Passed out with bottle of red wine outside Aldi.
***** This item is not silicon but silicon substitute. May cause reproductive harm and infertility.
******Eyes and bum hole many not flash in the dark. Never steal cats eyes from the M25, there crap.

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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:10 pm 
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ffs doa,
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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:01 pm 
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People are missing Suz and I'm trying trying to ease their pain [eusa_angel.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:19 pm 
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I'm doing a world cup special. Hmmm.... where the fcuking flag emoji gone [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

Fattycoont is such a koont :snooty:

Buy a 3D Double DD's simplysuze during the world cup* and get a free bag of sea air**. :proud:
And for each goal England score, I'm knocking a 20p off the listed price of £29.99*** :rarrr:


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*3D Double DD's simplysuze world cup promotion runs between Thursday 14/06/18 until Sunday 17/06/18
** May contain seagull farts
*** Normal price retail price £19.99

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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:15 pm 
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My limited stock of 3D Double DD's simplysuze are almost gone after a surprising large order* from Bulgaria :proud:

3D Double DD's simplysuze are a must for the beach summer in Varna Bapha this year or any year :winedrinker:

Order today and get a free 3D Double DD's simplysuze cleaning and lubrication kit** :rarrr:

Only £39.99 :thumbsup:

* This order was for memorial Dirty Den dolls but I've just sausage on the front.
** Lubrication kit is a rag with "add spit" printed on it.

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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:37 pm 
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What a load of guff, BG. Luckily we all know that Suze, whose scratchcard came up for her last week is now enjoying a month in a health spa before flying, business class, to the Bahamas for a well earned holiday, away from the bullying and carping (sorry Ms Fish) she suffers on here.

Look forward to seeing you back in then fray, Suze.

When you feel up to it. [thumbsup.png]


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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:37 pm 
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Dong can you please confirm your full post for the order [9n5.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:44 pm 
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Does this thread make any sense to anyone? Total nonsense to me [shrug65465.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:01 pm 
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DOAs thread so it's

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 Post subject: Re: 3D Double DD's simplysuze are on sale again !!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:38 pm 
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Peeks wrote:
Does this thread make any sense to anyone? Total nonsense to me [shrug65465.gif]


Please read the original thread:

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16182

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