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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:40 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 2:17 pm 
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Hot whisky and lemon...works every time. if it doesn't, do it again.


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 6:10 am 
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After digging a tunnel in to Cosy's prison cell......... I ended up inside a bus shelter outside [confused1.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:49 am 
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And you both had to wait for a bus, which enabled the screws to grab Coz again.
How did you get away?
You just can't trust bus timetables.


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:22 pm 
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My sat nav told me to turn up and I did :whee:
And this man called the Police when I pop up between his legs :blush:
He was sat at the bus stop drinking cider and the Police took no notice of him :shifty:

I'm trying again now after up dating me sat nav :proud:

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:16 am 
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So let me get this straight...he was sitting in the bus shelter enjoying a drop of cider with you between his legs?
Then someone called the police?
Jeeez. You're worse than Cozy.


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 1:22 am 
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I was tunneling and its dark, and I got a bit lost :wall:
After hearing a drunk and smelling the piss... I thought it was Cosys cell :blush:

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:38 am 
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Silly boy!
Leah had a better idea.
Dressed as a prison visitor she gave him a ladies hat and dress and heels and walked him out disguised as a woman.
Didn't work. He can't do heels and...he should have shaved his legs.
Leah got away but Coz...well just let's say he doesn't run well in 6'' heels.


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 1:06 pm 
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I've spend the week tunneling into Broadmoor and cosy's in rehab at "Ocean Recovery Centre" [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

It's time for plan "b"........dress up like Chaka Khan and book myself in and then tunnel out :think:

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 1:19 pm 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
I've spend the week tunneling into Broadmoor and cosy's in rehab at "Ocean Recovery Centre" [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

It's time for plan "b"........dress up like Chaka Khan and book myself in and then tunnel out :think:

Nah! There's no hurry. He says he will be out in a few days.
I can wait. [shrug65465.gif]


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