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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:58 pm 
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A devious, manipulative little biatch.

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 7:33 pm 
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fastcars wrote:
Amber wrote:
A devious, manipulative little biatch.

Tabby?

Worse.


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:05 pm 
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Well, yesterday actually, when I dropped the bread knife on to my bare shin. I think it jumped off because it doesn't like me. Being on warfarin, and with dodgy legs, I bled like a peeing horse.
Anyhow, Mrs Dong, bless, got in to gear and did me up like a mummy.
Fekin lark trying to have a shower!


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:08 pm 
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useless negligent wankers!! [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:23 pm 
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Batty wrote:
useless negligent wankers!! [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

dYMM?


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:45 pm 
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Dong wrote:
Batty wrote:
useless negligent wankers!! [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

dYMM?


eh? [shrug65465.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:11 pm 
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Batty wrote:
Dong wrote:
Batty wrote:
useless negligent wankers!! [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif] [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

dYMM?


eh? [shrug65465.gif]

Oh Do buck up......Do You Mean Me?
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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:32 pm 
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Oh right...no..I don't mean you or anyone else here. why on earth would it be you? [shrug65465.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:56 am 
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Well, I was moaning about my accident with the bread knife (blood everywhere) then you posted something about us all being wankers.
As you seemed to answer my post I though you might have meant me?
I was a w*nker, once...I started when I was about 14 and spent many happy years er, wankin.


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
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People....stupid useless tw*ts. [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

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