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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:46 pm 
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I'm too fcuking hot [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:40 pm 
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I'm too fcuking hot [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:25 pm 
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You shut up [smiley-finger007.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:51 pm 
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On Cosy's birthday I made him a cake with a GPS dog tracker inside :proud:
After 3 months his body seems to have pass it... trackering location is now the Irish sea [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:09 pm 
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A person being absofuckingridiculous! [1744330pz84739fis.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:02 am 
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Around dawn I saw a little head bobbing up down thru my bedroom window. A seagull was trapped on the balcony. God knows how [shrug65465.gif]

Its funny the bird wasn't making any noise, just panicking. :think:

I got up gave it a slice of bread and waited until the bird calm down. Then turn a wooden chair upside down and place a tray to act as a ramp. After a while the bird used both and escape, flying across the road and acting like nothing had happened. :proud:

After putting the chair and tray back in the kitchen I return to bed.

And now the same frking seagull is back and trapped again. I know it's the same frking seagull cos the birds got tar on chest [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

Now I've left a small step ladder on the balcony so the damn thing can escape again. God only knows why the silly bird can't fly off like all the others [spank.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:08 am 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
Around dawn I saw a little head bobbing up down thru my bedroom window. A seagull was trapped on the balcony. God knows how [shrug65465.gif]

Its funny the bird wasn't making any noise, just panicking. :think:

I got up gave it a slice of bread and waited until the bird calm down. Then turn a wooden chair upside down and place a tray to act as a ramp. After a while the bird used both and escape, flying across the road and acting like nothing had happened. :proud:

After putting the chair and tray back in the kitchen I return to bed.

And now the same frking seagull is back and trapped again. I know it's the same frking seagull cos the birds got tar on chest [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

Now I've left a small step ladder on the balcony so the damn thing can escape again. God only knows why the silly bird can't fly off like all the others [spank.gif]


It's love , Mr. Fishy...just love.
Why do you think he comes to your bedroom?


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:14 am 
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Cos he can smell the fish :proud:

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:23 am 
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My room used to smell like that, so I got rid of her. [sad.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
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