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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:51 pm 
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fcuking tecos [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

My home shopping arrived today and they upgraded my chicken size [9n5.gif]
I always order chickens at 1.4kg cos they fit in my airfryer. Instead they have substituted bigger chickens :rolleyes:

Not one of the 8 chickens is under 1.8 kg

After trying to fit a 1.87 kg chicken into my airfryer, I've had to turn on the oven and cook it that way :blink:

Next time they do this, I'm sending the whole lot back :snooty:

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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 12:26 pm 
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Baby Gravy wrote:
fcuking tecos [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

My home shopping arrived today and they upgraded my chicken size [9n5.gif]
I always order chickens at 1.4kg cos they fit in my airfryer. Instead they have substituted bigger chickens :rolleyes:

Not one of the 8 chickens is under 1.8 kg

After trying to fit a 1.87 kg chicken into my airfryer, I've had to turn on the oven and cook it that way :blink:

Next time they do this, I'm sending the whole lot back :snooty:


Why do you want 8 chickens? You run a boarding house?


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 Post subject: Re: what fooked u off today?
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Dong there a really simple reason for buying 8 chickens: there cheap and I have a freezer :thumbsup:

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I've just look this up on the bill.

The price of a 1.4 kg chicken is £2.24, even a big one say 1.8 kg is less than £3. 0.5kg of mince is £1.50 [9n5.gif]

Chicken's cheaper than mince :crazy:

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""Chicken's cheaper than mince""

Yeah! It's the life they lead, cooped up, by the zillion in sheds for a few weeks, eating each others shit, before being shipped off to be hung, drawn and quartered.

You pay more for a pampered, happy chicken. which you can eat with a clearer conscience!


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A chicken's, a chicken :snooty:

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why dont you have a cock instead like you normally do.

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errr cos there £7.50 [9n5.gif]

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The window cleaner.

He came at 0800, does the inside and outside of the house, and thoroughly upsets my morning routine.

The alternative, Mrs D says, is to do it myself.

Well!!!!!!Fock that!


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