PATS CHAT

NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
It is currently Sun May 31, 2020 2:28 am

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1604 of 1608
 [ 16076 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1601, 1602, 1603, 1604, 1605, 1606, 1607, 1608  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:20 pm 
Offline
Person of Interest

Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:32 pm
Posts: 5269
Mr Fishy wrote:
Gay men don't fart, they blow lube bubbles :shifty:

Well! Hello Looby Loo! [thumbsup.png]


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Posts: 755
Since I'm a key worker :proud:

I'm cashing in and selling school places to parents :rarrr:

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Posts: 755
Killing time until Boris Johnson decides our fate [9n5.gif]

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:32 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Posts: 755
I'm trying to get my hands on government cash :winedrinker:

I'm going thru the members list and claiming them as " employees " at £2,500 per month :whee:

It's not like they're going to moan :wink_smile:

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:46 am 
Offline
Odin
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:21 pm
Posts: 19531
Location: Valhöll
Good luck with that..

_________________
Don't like me... that's a shame

I'll need a moment to recover from the tragedy..


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:41 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Posts: 755
I'm not worried about getting found out [eusa_naughty.gif]

My company director is an African Prince. Nnamdi Chisom Ajose-adeogun himself [eng1.gif]

Once I gave him by bank details he was happy to look after all my money :dance:

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:08 pm 
Offline
Person of Interest

Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:32 pm
Posts: 5269
I know him well. I let him arrange my financial affairs some time age.
Come June 1st the investments he has made on my behalf will come to fruition.
I will throw such a party!!!!!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:22 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Posts: 755
He hooked me up with a fantastic investment opportunity too :proud:

Mod Ern Sla Very :dance:

I think there a Spain company working in the service sector :think:

Right after my hand over my cash, the government started running a campaign promoting it :thumbsup:

I saw all kinds of billboards on the tube plugging it too [eng1.gif]

Prince Nnamdi Chisom Ajose-adeogun is going to make me a billionaire :woot:

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:04 pm 
Offline
Person of Interest

Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:32 pm
Posts: 5269
I have heard from my Nigerian friend and he says that all is well but... there is a hitch. He wants to send me my interest but is being restricted by his government who have banned all movement of money because of Corona.
He says there is a way...if I send him my bank details so he can arrange an electronic post directly to my bank.
He is so clever. I have sent him all my details and await my fortune.
Boy! Am I going to have a party!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Obligatory Whacha Doin Right Now Thread...
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Posts: 755
The problem with that is the exit tax :wall:

Prince Nnamdi Chisom Ajose-adeogun tried to do the same for me last month, but I had to pay the money transfer tax. It cost me more than my interest and I had to pay another 2k for banking fees :crying:

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1604 of 1608
 [ 16076 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1601, 1602, 1603, 1604, 1605, 1606, 1607, 1608  Next

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Registered users: Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot]


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Chronicles phpBB2 theme by Jakob Persson. Stone textures by Patty Herford.
With special thanks to RuneVillage


Templatesdragon  styles collection