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 Post subject: Re: Your plans for today are...
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 11:26 am 
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Dunno yet. Its lashing it down. :think:


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 Post subject: Re: Your plans for today are...
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:11 am 
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Apparently im going blowkarting, on a beach, in November. :blink:


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:29 pm 
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fastcars wrote:
Apparently im going blowkarting, on a beach, in November. :blink:

Don’t go getting a bang on the head from a sail!!!


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 3:42 pm 
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Its for people who hate getting wet [rofl02.gif]

Real men sail lasers :proud:


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Its for people who hate getting wet [rofl02.gif]

Real men sail lasers :proud:


I thought you were taking a break from the internet.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:34 pm 
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Peeks wrote:
fastcars wrote:
Apparently im going blowkarting, on a beach, in November. :blink:

Don’t go getting a bang on the head from a sail!!!

I managed to flip the kart upside down landing me face down in the sand. Does that count?


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 Post subject: Re: Your plans for today are...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:57 pm 
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fastcars wrote:
Peeks wrote:
fastcars wrote:
Apparently im going blowkarting, on a beach, in November. :blink:

Don’t go getting a bang on the head from a sail!!!

I managed to flip the kart upside down landing me face down in the sand. Does that count?

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He Looks better now :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:03 pm 
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To look for a new pair of Trainers, one's that fit well.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:56 am 
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Dong wrote:
To look for a new pair of Trainers, one's that fit well.

You know what a foot fetishist is? Then you know Mrs D. She loves all things foot wise and especially feet. That'd be where my new trainers come in.
I went in the shop to try on the sleek little numbers I had ordered when she starts. She's brought back a pair that she had bought two days ago, because the toe had a different cap. I kid you not.
Me? I sat waiting whilst she tried on several different pairs and my, and the salesman's patience.

Then it was my turn. I put on this flash pair and they fitted like a glove, I walked up and down a couple of times and said to the salesman, 'These are fine, I'll take them.'
I could see the gratitude in his eyes as he ran off to wrap them up before #she could change my mind.
Which she might have found a tad difficult as she was still trying to make her mind up over three pairs of shoes and several types on inserts. She finally arranged to swap the one's she had bought on Monday for another pair she thought were better.
I would rather eat shot than be a shoe salesman.

The salesman is probably off sick and jobless for attending my fetishist and breaking the rules of swap.


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