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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:46 pm 
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Why do supermarkets wrap carrots in cling film... :confused:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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fastcars wrote:
Why do supermarkets wrap carrots in cling film... :confused:


I didn't know they did, I get mine from a farm shop... Holland is a weird place

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Why do men that you are friends with assume you want to shag them?

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because deep down, they know if they get you pissed enough, you will :wink:

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~pebbles~ wrote:
because deep down, they know if they get you pissed enough, you will :wink:

lmao. :naughty:


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Sian wrote:
Why do men that you are friends with assume you want to shag them?


big error doing it as well.. happened to me one drunken night years and years ago, was NEVER the same.But i kinda know what you mean sian, Im single too, and the majority of my male mates wouldnt even consider the thought, But there are 2 whom i swear i have had the glad eye off of. the non look away when you catch their eye, and the fella who always comes out for a fag,when i go. I usually end up making mong faces , with embarrassmennt at the starer, and nipping my fag with the fag follower. Im going out with my pals sat night, heres hoping i get the glad eye of some bugger :biggrin:


its NEVER when ya want it though innit?


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~pebbles~ wrote:
because deep down, they know if they get you pissed enough, you will :wink:


Who said anything about being drunk? :razz: :snooty:

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rubyred wrote:
Sian wrote:
Why do men that you are friends with assume you want to shag them?


big error doing it as well.. happened to me one drunken night years and years ago, was NEVER the same.But i kinda know what you mean sian, Im single too, and the majority of my male mates wouldnt even consider the thought, But there are 2 whom i swear i have had the glad eye off of. the non look away when you catch their eye, and the fella who always comes out for a fag,when i go. I usually end up making mong faces , with embarrassmennt at the starer, and nipping my fag with the fag follower. Im going out with my pals sat night, heres hoping i get the glad eye of some bugger :biggrin:


its NEVER when ya want it though innit?


One of my male friends is a reet stunner but urgh... I know what he's like with the ladies... forget it :sickly:

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dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I think most of you old bags are misreading this.

Men always see "any" woman has a shag, if you are drunk enough...........

Men can only be friends with a woman if they belong to someone else, like a friends girl friend, wife or mother.

Anyone else is fair game and men will try it on with them.

When I think back to my younger days, casual sex was something we all did and still do. One night stands are just that, they can be the start of a new relationship but when you wake up in the morning and think "Oh God, I didn't shag that" the relationship is going down hill faster than the guy's exit from the bedroom.

Women do the same too.

If there someone you like and have been friends with for a while, take the risk and make the first move, friends do make the best lovers.

If you think this person is going to be a pain in the ass or doesn't feel the same way, give them a wide berth in the pub or at the Christmas party.

But............

If you are single and living with kids under 16, having someone who you use just for sex a few times a week could be the right thing for you. You don't have the complications of explaining him to your friends, ex hubby or your kids.

He's never going to move in with you, its never going to go any where.

You don't have to cook his tea or wash his socks, he's someone just for you and when it suits you.

There's no emotional investment, no trouble, just a night off from being someone's mum.

If you're looking for a new hubby, chose wisely and remember all the baggage in both your lives, but if your only looking for someone to shag when it pleases you, shagging someone a few times and dropping them when you get bored with them could be the right thing for you.

i'm seriously thinkin of startin a dear doa section.............. :biggrin:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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dead_on_arrvial wrote:


Shut up you and drink your Benylin



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