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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:37 pm 
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why are men so dense??? littleun has bin in bed all weekend with a sore throat tempreture an dicky stomach. i gave him a dippy egg and apple juice. dosed him with calpol. then unbeknown to me mr pats decided to give him a mint aero...5 mins later he threw the whole lot back up over his bed. when i politely inquired as to why the fcuk he had given him chocolate..he sed sheepishly...i didnt think he would eat it all. :wall: :roll: so i had to strip bed completely ..even duvet was soaked :sickly: wash floor (thank fook we dont have carpets)and calm littleun down who as a phobia of being sick to start with. :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:51 pm 
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ahh i can answer that one for you Pats !! Mr Pats is a man, so therefore assumed kel was suffering from Man gasteroentritis, as in moaning about it a week later and secretly longing for chocolate. He gave the bairn the sweetie as he assumed the wee fella would be hungry, and man to man thought he was secretly okay, but putting it on for your benefit.
silly Mr Pats ! boys do not get man illnesses till they are least 12 , and learn the gentle art of the pained expression, that only a maidservant and a sweaty hand on the remote can assist !


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 4:02 pm 
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It's simple Pats.... he gave the chocolate as a way of finding out if he was really ill or not. Thanks to Mr Pats you now know he is... :grin:


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fastcars wrote:
It's simple Pats.... he gave the chocolate as a way of finding out if he was really ill or not. Thanks to Mr Pats you now know he is... :grin:

git lol. :cool:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:58 am 
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do I feel so down today
I was OK Saturday
and dont anyone say anything
or I'll blubber




too late

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:44 pm 
Diane wrote:
do I feel so down today
I was OK Saturday
and dont anyone say anything
or I'll blubber




too late

((((((((Diane)))))))) big hugs xxx


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:23 pm 
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You've probably been reading the "I'll die when I chose" thread Di. Jeez, talk about morbidly depressing. If you hadnt considered ending it all before you read it, you certainly will afterwards, terminally ill, or otherwise :roll:

Now will you lot cheer up fgs, before MY mood changes again :devil:

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:29 pm 
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Diane wrote:
do I feel so down today
I was OK Saturday
and dont anyone say anything
or I'll blubber




too late


Have a good sob, Di and let it all out. Then go and watch some Marx brothers clips on youtube..or read some Groucho quotes and you'll be unable to resist a wee chuckle.
Meantimes..

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:34 pm 
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must be the time of year. every koont is sposed to be ultra cheerful an go around singin i wish it could be christmas every day. im sick of makin lists organising everyone and generally runnin around like a blue arsed fly. :doh:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:43 pm 
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Okay..everyone pile in for a group hug..

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