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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:07 pm 
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why are cats facinated by xmas tree lights.......... :twisted:


pml... our baby was trying to bite them when I was trying to de-knot them all yesterday and they were bloody plugged in!

It was pointless anyway, bloody things never worked anyway, so I need to buy a new set.

My eldest loves sleeping under the tree :cool:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:12 pm 
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PATS wrote:
why are cats facinated by xmas tree lights.......... :twisted:


pml... our baby was trying to bite them when I was trying to de-knot them all yesterday and they were bloody plugged in!

It was pointless anyway, bloody things never worked anyway, so I need to buy a new set.

My eldest loves sleeping under the tree :cool:

floorboard navigates santa and a stocking to curl around bottom of tree. he was patting the lights earlier an they went off. i hid him from mr pats till he ad fixed em. :angel:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:13 pm 
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lol, they are fookers at xmas but they make me laugh!

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:20 pm 
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why is it that no matter how carefully you put the lights away after xmas, they never bloody work the following year?

my cats chase each other up the tree. That was fine when they were kittens cos they were light as feathers. They're fully grown now and still think they can climb it without it falling over :devil: it looks beautiful when i first put it up, half an hour later theyve knocked all the baubles off it and the fooking thing is practically bare! it drives me mad.

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:25 pm 
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~pebbles~ wrote:
why is it that no matter how carefully you put the lights away after xmas, they never bloody work the following year?

my cats chase each other up the tree. That was fine when they were kittens cos they were light as feathers. They're fully grown now and still think they can climb it without it falling over :devil: it looks beautiful when i first put it up, half an hour later theyve knocked all the baubles off it and the fooking thing is practically bare! it drives me mad.
My one has calmed down a bit now..but when I first put it up..she was beside herself..hopefully they`l calm down soon
:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:39 pm 
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lmao... by the time christmas has been and gone mine looks like a blind drunk threw the deckies on!

well..... some years that could be true!


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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near???

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:39 pm 
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why is it when you have a drink yer fingers get drunk too an ya cant roll a fag?? eh? eh??

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:43 pm 
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caff buy a proper packet ya cheap skate :razz:

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