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 Post subject: WHY.......... ?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:03 am 
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A thread dedicated to lifes unanswerable questions........

Why...... does healthy food taste shyte?


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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because we have to suffer to achieve perfection

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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next question...

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Why is it impossible to open a packet of TUC biscuits and only eat a couple?


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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there is an appetite enhancer in the very first biscuit at either end


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I will get back to you.... Tea breaks over.... back to work for me... :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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I blame the full moon
I feel very strange today

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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why is belly button fluff always blue?

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 Post subject: Re: WHY.......... ?
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argyll wrote:
why is belly button fluff always blue?

LMFAO its only guys whom get the button fluff lmfao.... what colours ur bedsheets...?? where dark colours..?? lol


Why is it not snowing yet, im wantin a crisp white christmas...!!!


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why are cats facinated by xmas tree lights.......... :twisted:


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