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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 2:43 pm 
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Like we did after the Scottish independence referendum [rofl02.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
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Dong wrote:
""Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson to RETURN to show with James May and Richard Hammond?""

That made me laugh"


Celebrity chef, James Martin is the current favourite for the job and is Betway’s even-money pick for the hosting gig.

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A pair of delusional old men [rofl02.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
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A fat cat who weighs a whopping two stone has been put on a strict diet.

His new owners plan to use hydrotherapy to help the cat shed the pounds.


https://uk.yahoo.com/news/bronson-fat-c ... 20151.html

I may not be a cat owner but even I know water and cats don't mix [rofl02.gif]

His new owners design "cat furniture" too [rofl02.gif]

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Last month a pair of tw*ts ask me to move my car due to a skip arriving in the morning and the skip never turn up, instead a car with a day parking permit did [9n5.gif]

Today the same people left a pair of chairs with a rope between them in the same parking bay. Marked "skip" :rolleyes:

I hobble of me dead bed and move there chairs on to the pavement and freed up the bay :proud:

When they moan about what I did, I just told them "its pride weekend and the council do not issue skip permits this weekend " and laughed at them. :devil:

And hobble back inside [rofl02.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
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Smugness

Anyone in particular?


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Peeks wrote:
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Go on then. Let us into the secret.


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An old friends just about to scrap his car. Its 20 years old and falling a part [9n5.gif]
For a joke both of us put the registration number into a website that sells car number plates. The silly sods offer him 10k for the plate [rofl02.gif]

One born every min [rofl02.gif]

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