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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2018 3:52 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:32 pm 
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""Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson to RETURN to show with James May and Richard Hammond?""

That made me laugh"


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:28 pm 
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""Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson to RETURN to show with James May and Richard Hammond?""

That made me laugh"

It would be the best thing the BBC could do before the program dies a death.


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:44 am 
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fastcars wrote:
Dong wrote:
""Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson to RETURN to show with James May and Richard Hammond?""

That made me laugh"

It would be the best thing the BBC could do before the program dies a death.


There, there Jeremy, all's well now. OK. We can forgive and forget can't we, well we can......you? Look! Sorry about all the fuss and that, but it's just a sign of the times. In times like this we have, sometimes, to do things that we, the BBC, would rather not have to do...capich?

There's a good chap, and, as equal pay does not come into it, there being no females in your line up, you are looking at a very good rewards package...OK?

Now! Go and save the series!


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:28 pm 
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I'm sat in a coffee shop watching the world go by. A man parking on the double yellow lines outside... pulls out a parking ticket and leaves it on his windshield.... walks off.

Another car parks up a few mins later.... a woman repeats.

Looking down the road all the cars seem to have parking tickets.......it left me wondering how many are real [rofl02.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
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Around 2am there was two teenagers playing heavy metal music down the road. A neighbour bang on there door and threaten to kill them.....so they called the Police. :rolleyes:

This man then lost it with the Police and while in full temper tantrum mode......turn a funny colour and had a heart attack. [rofl02.gif]

The music is playing at full blast, the Police are defibing the man and doing CPR. This poor mans wife comes out and punches the Policeman.......she thought the Police had taser him [rofl02.gif]

The mans put into an ambulance, his wife into a Police car and the music playing [rofl02.gif]

Then there a power cut. The music stopped and the seafront is dark [rofl02.gif]

The pair of teenagers who started his then come out and moan at the Police for cutting there power......while smoking a joint :rolleyes:

The Police who lost their patience.....search both of them and arrest them for drugs. [rofl02.gif]

The power comes back on, the music starts again......the Police go into the flat to turn it off.....and this is where one of the boy's Mum arrives home. The Police seeing her getting out of the car in full moan mode.... breathalyzer her and she ends up in the back off a Police car [rofl02.gif]

By this time I've seen enough and head back to bed. [rofl02.gif]

Modern Policing......don't you just love it [rofl02.gif]

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:19 am 
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Baby Gravy wrote:
Around 2am there was two teenagers playing heavy metal music down the road. A neighbour bang on there door and threaten to kill them.....so they called the Police. :rolleyes:

This man then lost it with the Police and while in full temper tantrum mode......turn a funny colour and had a heart attack. [rofl02.gif]

The music is playing at full blast, the Police are defibing the man and doing CPR. This poor mans wife comes out and punches the Policeman.......she thought the Police had taser him [rofl02.gif]

The mans put into an ambulance, his wife into a Police car and the music playing [rofl02.gif]

Then there a power cut. The music stopped and the seafront is dark [rofl02.gif]

The pair of teenagers who started his then come out and moan at the Police for cutting there power......while smoking a joint :rolleyes:

The Police who lost their patience.....search both of them and arrest them for drugs. [rofl02.gif]

The power comes back on, the music starts again......the Police go into the flat to turn it off.....and this is where one of the boy's Mum arrives home. The Police seeing her getting out of the car in full moan mode.... breathalyzer her and she ends up in the back off a Police car [rofl02.gif]

By this time I've seen enough and head back to bed. [rofl02.gif]

Modern Policing......don't you just love it [rofl02.gif]

And such is life in our modern Britain, children. I gladly bequeath it to you...see if you can do better!


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If I lived on the council estate.....I could understand this :think:
Flats sell for around 350K here and there full of over the hill failed wanbee's trying to stay 19 forever :rolleyes:

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