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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 10:44 pm 
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Go on then. Let us into the secret.

No one anyone here will be interested in


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:54 pm 
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Why can't I find a man?

My cleaner asked me this question today and I just laughed [rofl02.gif]

The womans the wrong side of 40, divorced and can't understand where all the men are [giggle.gif]

I asked her what did she do in her spare time or on the weekends? Well when she gets home, dinner and tv, on the weekend she spends time with her daughters.

I told her the men she wants to meet are doing the same. Home from work, eat, tv and bed. At the weekends... time with family.

The answers simple and not that complicated.

She moaned.... "fcuking losers" and storm off [rofl02.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:15 pm 
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""Why can't I find a man?""

Put on enough slap...show enough cleavage and you'll have a queue!


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:48 pm 
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I feel that wont help Dong :think:

She spends more time moaning in my kitchen than cleaning :rolleyes:
She's never happy and blames the world for her problems :rolleyes:

What man in there right mind would want that [shrug65465.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
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Perhaps Cosy could cheer her up. he says he has the makings, and I bet his new flat could do with a right clean up!


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
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I laughed out load today ( not in a bad way ) at some guy in an electric mobility scooter going through the drive through at KFC. [giggle.gif]


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 Post subject: Re: Forget smile: What made you laugh out loud for real toda
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:47 pm 
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I was having afternoon tea with some old friends today. They have a goat and he spends far to much money on him. His wife yet again was moaning on the subject of goat :rolleyes:

She made the mistake of asking him what he could say to the goat that he couldn't said to her :peekaboo:

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How did you escape this time? When we get home, I'm chaining you up for good [1744330pz84739fis.gif]
God, I thought you smelt bad yesterday [9n5.gif]
All you do is eat and bleep :snooty:

I couldn't stop laughing [rofl02.gif]

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:44 am 
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Weatherman saying it be warmer today like spring. Putting on lighter clothing go out get in car, and it snowing! Now what I miss?


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