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 Post subject: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:54 pm 
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During the winter months, don't get your hair cut short then cycle to work.

Your head will freeze.


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:55 pm 
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and dinny sit on a cold flag stone.. or u'll get a guid doZe o the farmer giles..!! trust me lol


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:02 pm 
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be careful when removing pictures from ur walls............glass breaks easily when u drop it..... :blush:


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:08 pm 
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fastcars wrote:
During the winter months, don't get your hair cut short then cycle to work.

Your head will freeze.


*Buys Fastcars a woolly hat!*


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:08 pm 
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AbitofMary_J wrote:
and dinny sit on a cold flag stone.. or u'll get a guid doZe o the farmer giles..!! trust me lol


*Buys Mary a rubber ring to sit on*


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:09 pm 
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he,d be the spit of the old perve in last of the summer wine if u did......... :angel:


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:10 pm 
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PATS wrote:
be careful when removing pictures from ur walls............glass breaks easily when u drop it..... :blush:



*Hires 'a man that does' for Pats :thumbup: *


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:12 pm 
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PATS wrote:
he,d be the spit of the old perve in last of the summer wine if u did......... :angel:



:rofl: If the 'hat' fits and all that!


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:00 pm 
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Try to always give rather than receive....especially if you have an infection


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 Post subject: Re: Hints and Tips to Guide you Safely Through Life
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:13 pm 
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Let me just clarify that ....infection meaning cold etc...it was a joke...........Sorry folks I have to clarify some things or my watcher will be going around saying " Granny condones the spreading of Aids etc" better to be safe than sorry and that is what this thread is all about.


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