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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:50 am 
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Yesterday there was fat in the grill pan and leftover cooked rice from Fri.
After mixing the two, the rice/fat mix was left out for the birds before putting the pan in the dishwasher.

The seagulls wouldn't eat it :blink:
Other birds did :whee:
Saw a pair of ravens, a few magpies and the odd pigeon lapping it up :think:

The conclusion I can come up with is: seagulls are a bit racist and wont eat chinese food :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:03 pm 
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Well, you see, BG; gulls innards are a bit like a helter-skelter, which means they have a right job just trying to hold on to the food they do eat.
So you will see how difficult it is for them to digest their food, especially slippery rice which would have a high ratio follow through.
It is one of the reasons you should never look up at gulls...only ever sideways.


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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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If the seagulls will eat a fatberg, what's frking wrong with my leftover rice [1744330pz84739fis.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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I have learned not to call a man after another woman calls way too early..wakes him up..and spews bollocks. Not knowing myself, then calling.. he turns on first woman can find as in bad mood. Lol lol. :violin:


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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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Beach Baby wrote:
I have learned not to call a man after another woman calls way too early..wakes him up..and spews bollocks. Not knowing myself, then calling.. he turns on first woman can find as in bad mood. Lol lol. :violin:

WTF?


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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:09 am 
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If the seagulls will eat a fatberg, what's frking wrong with my leftover rice [1744330pz84739fis.gif]


Well. I hope I am never lost at sea, after a shipwreck, starving with only the odd seagull to catch and eat!!!


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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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That saying you are going to do something and actually doing it, and sticking to it, really isnt that simple at times. [shrug65465.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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That I may have to bite my tongue and start trying to enjoy my job again

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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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I’m so bloody clever :thumbsup:


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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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That I’m shit at public speaking..

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