PATS CHAT

The poor seagulls are having hard time right now. Easter is normal a great time for them..... drinking from pint glasses left outside, stealing chips and cleaning up leftover food dropped by drunks

With the lock down the poor things are having to work for a living and there not happy

Like anyone who's spent their whole lifes living by crime... the gulls can't understand why there crime spree is over

Now there hanging around in gangs and clearly in alcohol withdrawal. One or two have even tried cannabis

So if you don't want to see seagulls stalking those who use cannabis and tipping off the Police like a flying army of sniffer dogs........leave out waste cooking fat and waste food for them.

Any left over beer too, they need a drink like the rest of us with this lock down

As the famous Starlings of Brighton seem to have disappeared, is it to be assumed that the seagulls have eaten them...in desperation in that there are few left- over chips and burgers freely available or discarded?
They were a swirling, magic sight as they began to nest for the night at the end of the pier.
How could you let that happen?

Easy

Since the council housed all the homeless, I had to eat something

Starling risotto anyone

So...the Council found you a home, didn't they tell you about the free food bags? No need to go poaching.
Er! What's a poached Starling like and does it need mayo?

I told them:

The Grand hotel or nothing

I got nothing

Starling & veg stir-fry anyone