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 Post subject: Please feed the seagulls
PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 9:59 pm 
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The poor seagulls are having hard time right now. Easter is normal a great time for them..... drinking from pint glasses left outside, stealing chips and cleaning up leftover food dropped by drunks :winedrinker:

With the lock down the poor things are having to work for a living and there not happy :snooty:

Like anyone who's spent their whole lifes living by crime... the gulls can't understand why there crime spree is over :crying:

Now there hanging around in gangs and clearly in alcohol withdrawal. One or two have even tried cannabis :shock:

So if you don't want to see seagulls stalking those who use cannabis and tipping off the Police like a flying army of sniffer dogs........leave out waste cooking fat and waste food for them. [eng1.gif]

Any left over beer too, they need a drink like the rest of us with this lock down :winedrinker:

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 Post subject: Re: Please feed the seagulls
PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:26 pm 
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As the famous Starlings of Brighton seem to have disappeared, is it to be assumed that the seagulls have eaten them...in desperation in that there are few left- over chips and burgers freely available or discarded?
They were a swirling, magic sight as they began to nest for the night at the end of the pier.
How could you let that happen?


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 Post subject: Re: Please feed the seagulls
PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 12:40 am 
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Easy :snooty:

Since the council housed all the homeless, I had to eat something :shifty:

Starling risotto anyone :winedrinker:

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 Post subject: Re: Please feed the seagulls
PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 4:44 pm 
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Mr Fishy wrote:
Easy :snooty:

Since the council housed all the homeless, I had to eat something :shifty:

Starling risotto anyone :winedrinker:

So...the Council found you a home, didn't they tell you about the free food bags? No need to go poaching.
Er! What's a poached Starling like and does it need mayo?


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 Post subject: Re: Please feed the seagulls
PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:07 pm 
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I told them:

The Grand hotel or nothing :snooty:

I got nothing :crying:

Starling & veg stir-fry anyone :winedrinker:

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